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24 Jul 2023, 9:04 pm

Look under the table. I left it under the table.

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27 Jul 2023, 10:00 am

I successfully cross-bred centipedes and tardigrades.

I call the result "centigrade".

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01 Aug 2023, 7:08 pm

I never get nostalgic

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09 Aug 2023, 1:00 pm

Ooops! I accidentally detonated one of the nuclear weapons I keep in the basement. :oops:

I apologize if the noise bothered you and, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get some cleaning supplies.

What's the best way to clean up nuclear fallout in a basement?

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11 Aug 2023, 2:55 pm

Gee. This thread has problems.

There aren't many posts here because I'm able to delete other people's posts.

And only a few of my posts here show-up when I review the thread.

:wink: ^{What's the name of this thread? I forget!}

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11 Aug 2023, 3:49 pm

i did not think hearing someone refer to soup as vegetable sweat was amusing whatsover.

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11 Aug 2023, 6:26 pm

The orca, or so-called "killer whale" isn't really a whale. Technically it's a passerine bird of the family Corvidae, closely related to the Eurasian Magpie, as can be seen from their identical colour schemes.

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13 Aug 2023, 3:19 pm

There's no cause for concern. The broken glass broke my fall.

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14 Aug 2023, 10:03 am

giant turnips of doom are raining upon my city.

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20 Aug 2023, 1:59 pm

A comic I saw in the newspaper today did not lead me to search the Internet.

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20 Aug 2023, 9:45 pm

The aliens have landed.

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23 Aug 2023, 5:20 pm

I am the leader of the alien force.

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23 Aug 2023, 5:27 pm

im going to stop drinking carbonated drinks

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27 Aug 2023, 1:32 pm

Yet another reason to serve in the U.S. military: LINK.

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28 Aug 2023, 7:20 pm

I'm going to stop consuming beverages that have high amounts of caffeine in them.

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06 Sep 2023, 1:50 pm

Ut-oh!! I hope they don't identify my by name!! :alien:

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