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firemonkey
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02 Dec 2023, 7:38 am

I was the love child of Enoch Powell and Ayn Rand.

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02 Dec 2023, 10:00 am

I'm a feminist.

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02 Dec 2023, 12:58 pm

I drove my car over a Cliff yesterday.

Cliff was quite angry about it.

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When diagnosed I bought champagne!
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02 Dec 2023, 3:16 pm

I write the songs that make the whole world sing.

I write the songs the songs that make the whole world cry.

I write the songs...I write the songs....

Jetso
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02 Dec 2023, 3:39 pm

I'm in jail right now posting this.

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02 Dec 2023, 3:51 pm

I'm a world-famous billionaire playboy and the founder of the Cyphre Institute for Advanced Research and Technology.

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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
If you feel useless, just remember the USA took four presidents, thousands of lives, trillions of dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.

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02 Dec 2023, 11:12 pm

I love it when parents push their autistic children around for things that they can't control.

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03 Dec 2023, 1:57 am

I know exactly what I'm doing.

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uh-huh wooo yeah

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03 Dec 2023, 4:57 am

i post here every day

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so whether if its violence or a question of peace

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03 Dec 2023, 7:42 am

I'm one of the higher functioning members here and I have perfect control over my bodily functions. I smell like roses. I think I should get some briefs or boxers. I'm also very sexy. I look the way Ray Davies of The Kinks did in the summer of 1964. I don't look anything like Sgt Schultz and I have this amazing ability to keep calm and carry on. No hankies for me.

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04 Dec 2023, 2:47 pm

Earlier today I was drinking in a road side bar. The bartender noticed that my glass was empty and asked if I wanted another one. To which I replied: "Why would I like another empty glass?"

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04 Dec 2023, 4:19 pm

i am a straight white 25 year old male

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why are mosquitoes so rude if i allow you to suck my blood you shouldn't make me itchy!! !

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05 Dec 2023, 1:31 am

I eat healthy and I exercise. I also go to bed at 9 every night.

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06 Dec 2023, 4:42 pm

I am not an epileptic.

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

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06 Dec 2023, 8:44 pm

I'm thin and clean.

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06 Dec 2023, 10:51 pm

I should stay awake a few more hours so I can give proper attention to the Internet.

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When diagnosed I bought champagne!
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