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21 Nov 2015, 3:23 am

you burnt Yosemite Sam's biscuits.



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21 Nov 2015, 3:09 pm

You speak like Bugs Bunny.


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21 Nov 2015, 10:56 pm

you have bug's bunny's bugs



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21 Nov 2015, 11:16 pm

until they have been curled inside a vacant cavity of yours inside reflections burnt onto an aerie, she'll make you snort and start snorting, you are badly equipped for such.


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21 Nov 2015, 11:45 pm

you snort loads better than I do :jester:



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22 Nov 2015, 12:59 am

you require booting from an external cartridge on thursday mornings, your device drivers take 6 minutes to reconfigure themselves and commands to/from your bus first require a translation into Yiddish.


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22 Nov 2015, 1:07 am

you've got a stuck groove and a worn stylus and shot gimbal bearings.



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22 Nov 2015, 1:29 am

when you eat food, it eats back.


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22 Nov 2015, 2:33 am

your back eats food.



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22 Nov 2015, 4:58 pm

You never wash your backside when taking a shower.


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22 Nov 2015, 6:29 pm

You never shower your frontside when having a wash, and you have an independent anus on every fingertip.



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22 Nov 2015, 6:30 pm

Your middle fingers are unusually large.


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22 Nov 2015, 7:30 pm

you have steatopygous buttocks :mrgreen:



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23 Nov 2015, 1:42 am

As you could not alter the steak defense program at intestine address 236, you diverted the digestive function call to a non-existent stomach. The flesh error sequencing created a blank duodenum where you added a self-looping respiration that bypassed normal cardiovascular operations and wrote new neural routines within the lymph node banks.


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23 Nov 2015, 2:00 am

ваши ягодицы свойственна львы дыхание.



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23 Nov 2015, 2:11 am

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