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28 Dec 2023, 11:23 am

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Monday night there was a burglar on our roof. (Dressed in, of all things, some kind or red gym clothes!)

My bride is from Texas so it did not end well for the burglar. She shot him. He was apparently in pain after he fell to the ground—it sounded like he was muttering "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

He was dragging around a big sack with stuff he must've stolen from other homes. I shoved him in the sack and tied it closed to make sure he didn't escape before the police took him.

And to top it all off, now we have some weird deer wandering around our neighborhood.
OK. I'm just the husband. I have been corrected on this.

1. She did not think he was a burglar. She thought he was some perverted peeping-tom. She shot him because of that and that he kept calling her a "'ho".

2. She doesn't think they're deer. She says they're more like caribou except they're kind of tiny. She says they're really agile and when they jump it sometimes looks like they're flying. She shot at them anyway, without much success...though she may have grazed one on the nose.


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29 Dec 2023, 5:26 pm

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I am looking forward to when it becomes sneezing which will be messier.


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02 Jan 2024, 7:37 pm

Earlier this evening I heard geese playing in the park behind our home.

They were lighting firecrackers and throwing them!

And, whenever they threw one they giggled and yelled "DUCK!"


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