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August will see the global launch of Cryptopops, the first breakfast cereal built on blockchain technology.

My eyelids are transparent and shut with a loud bang.

I hate bacon and eggs on toast me

I especially hate it when the bacon is dead dead crispy and the toast is dripping with butter

Only twelve more sleeps before Santa comes!

He comes to my house first so I get all the best presents

Recently the world celebrated the achievements of the first tomato to graduate from Harvard. However, there has since been some controversy over the tomato's claim that it is a vegetable.

If you inhale helium for long enough your head gets so light that it can actually lift your feet off the ground.

That's actually true....you're out

Ronald Regan wore stilettos and a grass skirt.

Dwight Schultz (Howlin' Mad Murdoch) was the only member of the A-Team not to attempt a food-based show after the demise of their most famous roles. Mr T. famously starred in "What's for T?" where he'd randomly show up in unsuspecting families kitchens around 6pm and demand to be fed. "Salt n' Peppard" featured George Peppard visiting restaurants and delivering his trademark salty reviews. Dirk Benedict presented "Eggs Benedict" where every dish had to contain at least 7 eggs.

I got abducted by Clangers last night.

Eccles cakes really do contain dead flies.

They breed said flies in a top secret location on the Isle of Eccles

France is the best country for autistic people.

One of Shakespeare's lesser-known plays was Eternal Infamy, in which a teenager travels 500 years into the future but is disappointed to discover that he is still forced to read Shakespeare.