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19 Jul 2024, 11:02 pm

Santa gave up on bringing me presents when I was 6.

When I was three I asked for a traffic light, I got coloured flash lights.
When I was four I asked for a hot spring, I got foaming bath beads.
When I was five I asked for a professional sumo wrestler, I got an inflatable sumo costume.
When I was six I asked for a mountain, I got a letter that said WTF is wrong with you kid?! I'm out. Good luck in life.


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20 Jul 2024, 5:40 am

Amazon's new series set in the Lord of the Rings universe follows the adventures of Ghastlynuts the Grey, Drongo Dribblerag and Todger the Dwarf as they traverse Middle Earth with their touring exhibition darts show.


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20 Jul 2024, 6:52 am

Seen it


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20 Jul 2024, 11:23 am

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20 Jul 2024, 11:43 am

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20 Jul 2024, 5:07 pm

This text is invisible. But this isn't.


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20 Jul 2024, 5:11 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Santa gave up on bringing me presents when I was 6.

When I was three I asked for a traffic light, I got coloured flash lights.
When I was four I asked for a hot spring, I got foaming bath beads.
When I was five I asked for a professional sumo wrestler, I got an inflatable sumo costume.
When I was six I asked for a mountain, I got a letter that said WTF is wrong with you kid?! I'm out. Good luck in life.


But he resumed giving you presents a few years later?

https://youtu.be/ydcUaTpiHgQ



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20 Jul 2024, 5:23 pm

During the 2012 Olympics in London there were 74 recorded cases of real police officers being mistakenly arrested for impersonating a police officer. In 9 of those cases, both of the officers involved tried to arrest the other officer on the same charge.


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20 Jul 2024, 6:55 pm

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21 Jul 2024, 4:06 pm

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22 Jul 2024, 5:45 pm

Before ice-cream was invented, ice-cream cones were simply known as 'cones'.


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22 Jul 2024, 6:06 pm

When ice cream was first invented, it was sold by banks, so no one could eat it on Sundays or holidays. The first person to sell ice cream on a Sunday was Libliblia Bugbert, best known for her typos, who opened a store called Ice Cream Sundaes.


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22 Jul 2024, 8:58 pm

DuckHairback wrote:
Amazon's new series set in the Lord of the Rings universe follows the adventures of Ghastlynuts the Grey, Drongo Dribblerag and Todger the Dwarf as they traverse Middle Earth with their touring exhibition darts show.


I would never watch that show.
And I certainly wouldn't pirate it. :nerdy:


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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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22 Jul 2024, 9:04 pm

Did someone not say pirate?? 8O


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22 Jul 2024, 9:47 pm

I'm not actually autistic, just intermittently stupid and with adequate manning up I will no longer have any issues socially, with executive function, emotional control, etc.

Also, I'm a wild and crazy party animal like Suds McDuff.

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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.