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28 Jul 2024, 5:16 pm

The Cheese Army has invaded. This is not a drill. Take your fondue set and report for duty.

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28 Jul 2024, 8:33 pm

My fondue set was confiscated because I went to McDonald's too often.

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28 Jul 2024, 10:05 pm

I weigh 150 lbs and I speak with a Cockney accent.

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28 Jul 2024, 10:53 pm

i'm still exactly at my army weight and build.

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30 Jul 2024, 10:48 am

This sentence is an outstanding example of calligraphy, and I wrote it using a goldfish.

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30 Jul 2024, 10:56 am

auntblabby wrote:

i'm still exactly at my army weight and build.

I think we all are

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30 Jul 2024, 11:29 am

I'm not rooting for Canada and Germany. I'm rooting for Great Britain and the USA instead.

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30 Jul 2024, 12:43 pm

There is a parasitic fish living in my hair and causing it to look crazy all the time. I'd prefer not to have my picture taken right now.

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30 Jul 2024, 12:51 pm

My legs are so perfectly vertical they're used by Stanley to callibrate their spirit levels.

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30 Jul 2024, 2:19 pm

Testosterone and detergent make a highly brisant explosive.

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31 Jul 2024, 7:58 am

Buffaloes eat string.

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01 Aug 2024, 7:28 pm

People never believe something is true just because they've seen it in the movies.

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01 Aug 2024, 7:30 pm

I feel like I just consumed the recommended daily intake of caffeine

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01 Aug 2024, 7:46 pm

Deer are widely known to be the strongest living primates.

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01 Aug 2024, 8:36 pm

That deer is giving my come-hither eyes!! ! 8-O

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01 Aug 2024, 8:58 pm

Red, white and blue are my three favourite colours.

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