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07 Aug 2024, 1:46 pm

My stuffed cat always stands up on two feet and loudly whines for food like she's starving.


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07 Aug 2024, 4:44 pm

Trees drop their leaves because they're bored.
It's just an arboreal way of creating an amusing distraction.


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09 Aug 2024, 7:01 am

And red, white and blue are my favourite colours.


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09 Aug 2024, 11:57 am

My legs are currently invisible.


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10 Aug 2024, 3:28 pm

I've walked on Jupiter. It honestly wasn't that hard.


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10 Aug 2024, 3:41 pm

I don't mind lifting the covers to let the deerhound in the bed SEVERAL TIMES, throughout the night.



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10 Aug 2024, 6:05 pm

I'm not a human.

I'm actually an Iranian bot who lost his way to the Trump website. So I decided to take up residence here on WP.



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10 Aug 2024, 6:25 pm

I sound like I'm from England. The Red, White and Blue.


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11 Aug 2024, 4:49 pm

I'm posting this from the top of Everest. It's sodding cold here. :shaking2:


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11 Aug 2024, 4:55 pm

Having dogs in your bed is great for hygiene.


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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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11 Aug 2024, 6:39 pm

I'm glad the Olympics are over. I'm jumping with joy.


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12 Aug 2024, 7:06 am

A tortoise is the highest military decoration and normally awarded posthumously.


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12 Aug 2024, 8:54 am

I've made peace with my emotions years ago, therefore I don't repeatedly replay my college days, when I was more stable over and over in my mind.


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12 Aug 2024, 9:16 am

I feel safe all the time



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12 Aug 2024, 9:23 am

I'm ready to use a Non-Olympian avatar.


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12 Aug 2024, 11:51 am

I convinced every adult in the UK to give me £1 and now I have just under £70m (haven't finished counting yet).


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