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12 Aug 2024, 3:41 pm

I have just completed a thermonuclear fusion device made from smoke detectors, paper clips and lego

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12 Aug 2024, 9:48 pm

I do meatless Mondays religiously. I've never had a taste for meat.

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13 Aug 2024, 12:54 am

Words can not explain how I feel right now. I'll have to say it in a song.

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13 Aug 2024, 5:21 am

I have an imaginary friend. Her name is Twilight Woman.

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14 Aug 2024, 10:25 am

I see dead people. :skull:

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14 Aug 2024, 5:23 pm

Pork medallions are a meat-based honour bestowed on deserving swineherds and worn around the neck on a string of cocktail sausages.

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14 Aug 2024, 5:24 pm

I can fart glitter

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14 Aug 2024, 5:39 pm

^^^
That sounds like a great video (subject to acceptable use policy under rule 34)
Let me fire up 3DS max and make a particle fountain.

My partner thinks we have enough dogs!

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14 Aug 2024, 5:59 pm

I'm a bitter old man who hates Germans and Russians.

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15 Aug 2024, 4:42 pm

I have reversible knees and a rubber pelvis.

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15 Aug 2024, 9:44 pm

I look the way Ray Davies did in 1964. I'm 6 feet and I weigh 150 lbs.

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I'm an armless 3 legged monster covered on a sheet.

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16 Aug 2024, 12:34 am

I eat spiders for breakfast.

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16 Aug 2024, 6:59 am

I'm a shining example of a Canadian and the only colours that I will wear are red and white. I even have a bit of a British accent like a lot of Canadians do.

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16 Aug 2024, 10:30 am

This is my favourite song

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16 Aug 2024, 5:22 pm

I've just rewired my house with liquorice.

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