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I just heard a commercial for buying things for Christmas, and there was a point where an xylophone sounded like it was playing the "meow meow meow" song.

Meow Mix | Television Commercial | 1999

The commercial I had was for hats for people.

Donald Trump is a high school bully who will continue to never take "no" for an answer, especially with the possibility of troops being deployed to Portland and rumors of Denver being next on Trump's "Hit List."

I have a special song for when Trump passes away. I'll post it when I find it.

Many people since August of this year who have attended test screenings of the
2026 adaptation of Wuthering Heights have said it's not very good and
could be a big flop for the early part of next year.

Chas n Dave are brothers, aren't they. They look like brothers. Either that, or they're from the same part of London.

I really hate it when I cross my legs at the ankles and get drowsy.

my headache tries to get to my teeth

still no further in admin phone calls
you stand no chance
still must try in case there's a little window

you must have your dig id
but i can't, i don't have the 'right' 'papers'
or means to get them
a temporary "visa" will do but not a permanent one

who made that rule? the united trafficking nations ?

don't try it on monday morning though

I like silly songs.

I love writing haikus. 5-7-5, no more than three lines in this form of poetry.

It's Japanese in origin, but IMO, you could write a haiku in less than 60 seconds.

I bought my first Christmas present a short time ago today.

It is for my NT sister.

Can someone be married to a country? I know that people can be married to God.

My mom is always so picky in regards to buying Christmas presents.

My mum is picky when it comes to groceries.

My mom is prone to fits of anger and has always denied the facts
that my NT sister and I both have mental health issues.