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28 Aug 2024, 2:36 pm

My blood is silver


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28 Aug 2024, 3:40 pm

I am three eighths snake, and as a result I can unhinge my jaw and swallow a whole watermelon.


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28 Aug 2024, 9:04 pm

I am a watermelon


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28 Aug 2024, 9:09 pm

Paris is The City of Darkness


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29 Aug 2024, 12:18 am

I'm actually Om Nom. I speak through my stem in order for words to come onto the screen.


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29 Aug 2024, 12:36 am

I sound like Peter Newkirk.


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29 Aug 2024, 8:17 pm

Boys have blue brains, girls have pink brains and Trans people have green brains.


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29 Aug 2024, 10:55 pm

I used to be a bear. I converted to humanity two years ago.


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30 Aug 2024, 9:31 pm

I live on a huge vegetable farm.


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30 Aug 2024, 9:57 pm

I live on a huge vegetable.


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30 Aug 2024, 10:16 pm

I live on.



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30 Aug 2024, 10:18 pm

I am a vegetable


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31 Aug 2024, 3:59 am

The Football Association is a group of footballs who are trying to figure out the fundamental question of football existance: how to stop humans kicking them.


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01 Sep 2024, 1:44 am

I love Farrah Abraham. I think she's a talented singer and a great mother.


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01 Sep 2024, 3:26 pm

I have two pairs of legs on each of my body segments, apart from the first (which has none) and segements 2, 3 and 4 (which have just one pair each.)


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01 Sep 2024, 5:18 pm

I have been elected the president of Earth after holding an election in which only I voted.


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