Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Random Discussion

Post a blatant lie

Page 1195 of 1238 [ 19796 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1192, 1193, 1194, 1195, 1196, 1197, 1198 ... 1238  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,204
Location: In my own little country

05 Sep 2024, 8:37 pm

I'm the clean, small lady that all the guys want to sleep with.


_________________
The Family Schlager


lostonearth35
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Jan 2010
Age: 52
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,885
Location: On a planet where I don't belong.

05 Sep 2024, 10:01 pm

I'm the young, thin, beautiful lady who does all the cooking and housecleaning for the guys.



CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,204
Location: In my own little country

06 Sep 2024, 6:47 am

I'm strong and healthy today.


_________________
The Family Schlager


funeralxempire
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Oct 2014
Age: 41
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,228
Location: Right over your left shoulder

07 Sep 2024, 3:24 pm

The world was created by the Divine Dung Beetle in exactly 43 hours.


_________________
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,341
Location: Over there

07 Sep 2024, 3:24 pm

It is possible to use tadpoles as an abacus.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


Brian0787
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Aug 2024
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,757
Location: Pennsylvania, United States

07 Sep 2024, 3:27 pm

2+2=6



CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,204
Location: In my own little country

07 Sep 2024, 3:52 pm

I wear my family name very well. I have a Union Jack above my bed and a tartan blanket on my bed.


_________________
The Family Schlager


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,204
Location: In my own little country

08 Sep 2024, 4:37 am

I poop out rainbows that smell like roses.


_________________
The Family Schlager


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,204
Location: In my own little country

08 Sep 2024, 5:47 am

I was born in the right body, in the right decade and in the right country.


_________________
The Family Schlager


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,341
Location: Over there

08 Sep 2024, 6:56 am

Elizabethans had thatched TVs.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 73,341
Location: Over there

08 Sep 2024, 6:58 am

Brian0787 wrote:
2+2=6
Actually, no - it's really eleventy-six.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


UncannyDanny
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Nov 2014
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,236
Location: Middle-Earth

08 Sep 2024, 7:03 am

Cornflake wrote:
Brian0787 wrote:
2+2=6
Actually, no - it's really eleventy-six.

More like 42. :lol:


_________________
Please be respectful, I'm kakologophobic (fear of swearing, namely the strong ones)


Brian0787
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Aug 2024
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,757
Location: Pennsylvania, United States

08 Sep 2024, 4:51 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Brian0787 wrote:
2+2=6
Actually, no - it's really eleventy-six.


:lol:



funeralxempire
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Oct 2014
Age: 41
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,228
Location: Right over your left shoulder

08 Sep 2024, 6:18 pm

I was born in the year nineteen-dickity-two. We had to say -dickety- because the Kaiser had stolen our word -twenty-. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...


_________________
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,204
Location: In my own little country

08 Sep 2024, 6:43 pm

Red, white and blue are my colours.


_________________
The Family Schlager


King Kat 1
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Aug 2020
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,754
Location: In an underground undisclosed location

08 Sep 2024, 11:39 pm

Yugo cars were known for being reliable and well built, even more so than Honda's or Toyota's.


_________________
Lying sideways atop crumpled sheets and no covers, he decides to dream
Dream up a new self for himself-Pearl Jam