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Sillylilgoober
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09 Sep 2024, 7:51 am

I have many friends and I don't find the future spooky

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10 Sep 2024, 5:04 am

I have a nice smelling ass.

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10 Sep 2024, 5:30 pm

The Cybertruck is a practical, well-designed vehicle that won't fall apart if you attempt to use it for regular pick-up truck tasks and isn't likely to maim pedestrians if they're struck by it. The Cybertruck is incredibly safe, rarely catches fire and can cleaned by taking it through any car wash or by the owner with regular car care products.

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CockneyRebel
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11 Sep 2024, 2:42 am

I look like Ray Davies and I have a tight ass.

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11 Sep 2024, 4:00 pm

I hate Halloween, I think it's evil and Satanic.

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11 Sep 2024, 11:13 pm

Cats are bad luck

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13 Sep 2024, 12:42 pm

I have crippling anxiety.
And it's all I've ever known.

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lostonearth35
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13 Sep 2024, 4:19 pm

I have blissful happiness and it's all I've ever known.

TheNet
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13 Sep 2024, 4:30 pm

I love loud smoke alarms. I always look forward to hearing them go off suddenly.

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13 Sep 2024, 7:41 pm

TheNet wrote:

I love loud smoke alarms. I always look forward to hearing them go off suddenly.

So do I. Fortunately it's never a false alarm when they go off.

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13 Sep 2024, 9:24 pm

I get my accent from both Britain and Canada and I speak with confidence. The girls flock after me.

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CockneyRebel
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13 Sep 2024, 9:26 pm

Did I mention that I'm tall, thin and swift like Ray Davies?

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14 Sep 2024, 5:18 pm

The paternal side of The Anonymous Household are totally okay with me being on the spectrum.

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Shadow1414
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15 Sep 2024, 8:47 am

The Reverse-Rickroll will never become popular.

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15 Sep 2024, 3:04 pm

My ancestors fought at wars.

My mom never ever told me like they're all ordinary civilians hiding from invaders.

Nope, nope, nope! They owned guns, ambush them and went to the front lines head-on.

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15 Sep 2024, 4:14 pm

I do not visit a gym that is near my house.

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