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22 Jul 2006, 1:05 pm

How would I know? I'm on the other side of the world.

Why do girls just wanna have fun?

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22 Jul 2006, 1:48 pm

Because they just wanna, they just wanna....

Why does neptunevsmars ask music-related questions?

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22 Jul 2006, 2:54 pm

So you can give a music related answer. and music IS the universal language.

Why don't breweries give out free beer on these 100 deg. days??

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22 Jul 2006, 4:12 pm

A. Because life's not fair.

Q. Why ask why?

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22 Jul 2006, 6:37 pm

Scrapheap wrote:

Why don't breweries give out free beer on these 100 deg. days??

They do at Busch Gardens.

lae wrote:

Why ask why?

Wasn't there a beer comercial that asked that question?

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22 Jul 2006, 6:46 pm

don't know.... I don't really care either

how do checks bounce if they are made of paper

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22 Jul 2006, 10:15 pm

Because they come from rubber trees!! ! Duuuuuuhh!!

Why don't women worship me as the stud-muffin that I am??

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22 Jul 2006, 10:31 pm

because most women don't worship muffins, they prefer bagels.

how much do clouds weigh?

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23 Jul 2006, 12:38 am

They don't weigh anything.

How does a Fourth Generation Canadian end up with a Cockney Accent, if they don't have any relatives in London?

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23 Jul 2006, 1:00 am

Because a Cockney accent is a recessive gene.

Why are Cockney accents the sexiest in the world?

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23 Jul 2006, 3:46 pm

Because he likes busses!

Where did people get the saying "Knock on wood"?

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23 Jul 2006, 4:08 pm

because you are not supposed to knock on the glass

Where do animals go when they hybernate?

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23 Jul 2006, 4:43 pm

To their animal apartments.

Why don't I ever have any money, I like money.

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23 Jul 2006, 4:46 pm

no one ever gets what they want.... unless they are spoiled

why is the sky above us

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23 Jul 2006, 5:41 pm

So that we can have something to look forward to, at the ends of our lives, if we're good and decent people.

How come most Dogs have brown eyes and most Cats don't have brown eyes?

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23 Jul 2006, 5:48 pm

Because dogs are full of it up to here.

Why do cats come back?

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