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06 Apr 2011, 9:40 pm

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that's an ape, not a monkey


No, I'm a monkey, you ape! :lol:

Seriously, though, how does one tell the difference? Educate me, you young ones. 8)

MONKEY, never heard of that book, but it sounds like a good book to read ... when I have the time. ;)


Monkeys have tails, apes don't


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07 Apr 2011, 5:19 am

Except for the Barbary macaque, which is a monkey without a tail.
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07 Apr 2011, 5:21 am

I'm confused now, why isn't that an ape?

And what would happen if a monkey lost it's tail? It surely wouldn't become an ape....


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07 Apr 2011, 5:45 am

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I'm confused now, why isn't that an ape?

And what would happen if a monkey lost it's tail? It surely wouldn't become an ape....


Well its tail is that small it may as well just not be there. It isn't an ape because it still fits the criteria for a monkey, for example apes can rotate their shoulders and monkeys can't because their skeletons are more akin to dogs or cats. And also monkey brains are about half the size of ape brains.


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07 Apr 2011, 5:49 am

Ahh, I never knew that about the shoulder rotating. That's interesting. Better way of classifying them than just about the tails.



Oh, yeah, also, you're smelly and vile etc. :P


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07 Apr 2011, 2:40 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Ahh, I never knew that about the shoulder rotating. That's interesting. Better way of classifying them than just about the tails.



Oh, yeah, also, you're smelly and vile etc. :P


You are a fart cloud, floating here and there and causing those around you to gag at the stench. 8)


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07 Apr 2011, 2:43 pm

It certainly seems that way at the moment, for some reason I do seem to be upsetting a lot of folk....


(Another sweet piece of poetry by the way. Heartwarming.)


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07 Apr 2011, 2:50 pm

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It certainly seems that way at the moment, for some reason I do seem to be upsetting a lot of folk....


(Another sweet piece of poetry by the way. Heartwarming.)


*Ousts you with Oust.*

(I am quite the Shakespeare aren't I. :P)


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07 Apr 2011, 2:53 pm

Yes you look just like him, especially with the receding hairline. :P


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07 Apr 2011, 2:56 pm

Thankyou, that's the look I'm going for, a middle aged Shakespeare.
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07 Apr 2011, 3:24 pm

It's a good look, MONKEY, it'll keep you nice and cool in the summer heat anyway.
Might even start a fashion craze.


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07 Apr 2011, 3:36 pm

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It's a good look, MONKEY, it'll keep you nice and cool in the summer heat anyway.
Might even start a fashion craze.


It will be the new emo, teenagers everywhere will be sporting balding heads and frilly collars.


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07 Apr 2011, 3:40 pm

Yeah - and lounging around on street corners reciting noisy sonnets at everyone.


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07 Apr 2011, 3:40 pm

So it will be like going back to the 1980s new romantic scene then?


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07 Apr 2011, 3:41 pm

there will be sunburned foreheads every where 8O


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07 Apr 2011, 3:42 pm

Titangeek wrote:
there will be sunburned foreheads every where 8O


Not in England, unfortunately....


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