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28 Nov 2011, 7:24 pm

Did you expect them to deliver across the world to several nations in several continents? :)

Ridcully's Wow-Wow Sauce, charcoal sausage, mozzarella made with sulfur, and generous amounts of parmesan saltpeter. :twisted:

No excrement (especially from the you-know-whats), no rocks

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Dear Kevin, Surely you are not looking hungrily at Melvin just because her avatar is a little yellow bird, somewhat like a, a, a parakeet! Oh, noo! Sylkat 8O

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I want mushrooms, but no icky anchovies. :evil:


I thought you would want to pounce that bird.



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28 Nov 2011, 8:05 pm

Dear Kevin, could I eat a parakeet pizza? I dunno, but melvin's avatar looks too sentient, with her artist's beret and paint set, maybe we could go with archaeopteryx sausage slices. We just won't tell Rabbitears. If he finds out, I'm afraid we will find out if nunchucks really ARE his friends. Where did the devil wander off to, anyway? Sylkat



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28 Nov 2011, 8:14 pm

WHAT?! ! You want to eat ME?! I thought I was protecting Iamnotaparakeet from your rapaciousness! Get your own damn saltpeter pizza, Kevin!



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28 Nov 2011, 8:17 pm

melvin-z wrote:
WHAT?! ! You want to eat ME?! I thought I was protecting Iamnotaparakeet from your rapaciousness! Get your own accursed saltpeter pizza, Kevin!


As the only living owner of Ridcully's Wow-Wow Sauce, I will do exactly that. Muahahahahahahaha!



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29 Nov 2011, 8:10 pm

i can't do it... you.. you. nah i just don't do rude


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29 Nov 2011, 8:24 pm

You can't do rude, but you can sure do Rudy from swim class. He told me all about it afterwards, even got a couple of pics for my viewing... horror. *blegh*

And he said you brought that polar bear, too. *shudder*


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29 Nov 2011, 8:25 pm

Did you get a haircut yet? :P


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29 Nov 2011, 8:33 pm

That saltpeter pizza was delicious! Definitely more delicious than poultry.



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29 Nov 2011, 8:38 pm

I thought you were 16. :/


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29 Nov 2011, 8:40 pm

Saltpeter makes you younger...or is that Aspergers?



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29 Nov 2011, 8:41 pm

I de-aged myself because ALMOST EVERYONE thought I am a professor of the previous generation or the one before. As a bonus, when I experience time contraction while studying, my psychological age will only be 70 instead of 80.



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29 Nov 2011, 8:44 pm

You are theeee smartest kid I have ever talked to.



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29 Nov 2011, 9:01 pm

*yawn* This thread turned from being rude to one of innocuous imaginative play, randomness and flattery (Makes me kind of wonder if this is the way most AS people "naturally are", as I already know most NTs are like that...). You all seriously need improvement in your rudeness skills (Especially you, Circle), besides sylkat. She almost had me wondering if she meant it seriously given her seemingly consistent selective derision, lol.

Btw, kitties like anchovies on their pizza. :)



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29 Nov 2011, 9:11 pm

Oh really well well, your kitty is cute. and I would love to pet it and hear it purr. so take that.



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29 Nov 2011, 9:39 pm

Oh, I see. You're a good old fashioned... kitty molester!

(I remember in Spanish class seeing some sign in front of the zoo saying something like "No moleste los animales." which meant "Don't touch the animals.", so to touch them is to "moleste" them, lol.)



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29 Nov 2011, 9:57 pm

yeah those kinda cats aren't my style. I'd take a coug though for a little bit.