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Alpineglow- love the photo of the mountains & the water.

Bluetits of the world - blow raspberries at muppets and build checkbooks!

How about cats driving Ferraris and drag racing others cats driving lamborguinis (spell?)

Silly Gazelle, cats would only drive Jaguars!

Sylkat

Jaguars, yes those are awesome cars, cats may prefer to drive a jaguar that is true.

What does surreal really mean? In the past certain real life events have seemed "surreal" to me and it was as if I felt like, " could this really be happening".

hedgehogs and magic dust

Surreal means to me doing something out of the ordinary and feeling like "is this really me, am I doing this?"

"Surreal" to me means saying stuff like, "Thou shalt not barbecue lactose-intolerant eagles."

Surreal is going to dinner & encouraged to try the local food of rotten eggs or hundred year old eggs. Then you're told that pizza is gross by the same person who encouraged eating hundred year old eggs.

Surreal is realizing you impulsively sucked the peacock's radioactive shurriken.

Surreal is being able to breathe through a blocked nose, seeing through shut eyelids and sleeptyping, “Im in ur neck sucking ur bludz”.

Surreal is having the anti-depressant of a horrible and bargain-priced fish-head, as well as the gargoyle and javelin of a cabinet minister.

Surrealism is the reflective juxtaposition of ready-made bits of random inaccuracies, unencumbered by conscious distraction.

Surreal is finding out that many marshmallows will make a fright wig attach whales to horses.

Like a bumblebee blizzard crouching behind the doom, a snail embiggens the shaky scenery. Like a moronic leopard stimming against a belch of edelweiss, twenty little cabbages ambush forstraught baloneys.

Fruit bats, keening through the night, carrying bags of Avon deliveries.

Sylkat