envirozentinel wrote:
Nah, we are small and nimble. Not at all a filling alternative.
Don't be so modest, you'll be a perfectly filling meal when served after a dormouse appetizer.
..what was that?
... I think I can hear Bridget's tummy rumbling... Must be the thought of such a treat!
envirozentinel wrote:
Things with shells are always popular with gourmets. The bigger and plumper the better.
Served with olive oil and lemon juice. Our monster's lips are salivating with anticipation.

Gulp!
... are monsters gourmets though??
Anyway, I'm sure she's too worried about her weight and health to eat a plump terrapin.
Kiprobalhato wrote:
shell may be hard to pick out of the teeth though, after digging into them. no matter, i shall use a spine as a toothpick.

But by choosing the meal I suggested there would be no need.

By the way, would that be the spine of a mouse or a leprechaun?