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Kiprobalhato
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07 Feb 2015, 2:44 am

your socks are sentient.


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07 Feb 2015, 2:47 am

your toenails are growing at a rate which exceeds .1 cm per day.



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07 Feb 2015, 1:05 pm

your toenails have long since glazed over with ice.


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07 Feb 2015, 1:06 pm

you have saliva all over the inside of your mouth.



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07 Feb 2015, 1:11 pm

there is a part bony, part cartilage structure protruding from your face, it has with two hairy holes in it.


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07 Feb 2015, 1:12 pm

you have coarse hairs growing in your nostrils.



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07 Feb 2015, 3:06 pm

As much as I'd like to accommodate you,I'm afraid I've got into such a habit
of judging my own behavior,I couldn't possibly burden you with that task.



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07 Feb 2015, 3:20 pm

your tasks seem tacky tasks.


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07 Feb 2015, 10:20 pm

your ticky-tacky is teaky-talky.



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08 Feb 2015, 12:17 am

your banana bana-bo banna is bananachronistic.


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08 Feb 2015, 12:28 am

you don't know who put the bomp in your bomp-de-bomp-de-bomp



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08 Feb 2015, 1:04 pm

You named your pets wrong.



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08 Feb 2015, 2:46 pm

your smokestack wheezes "ooh ee, ooh ah ah" and your caboose says "ting tang, walla-walla bing-bang."



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08 Feb 2015, 4:13 pm

Your beard is home to a family of voles.


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08 Feb 2015, 4:20 pm

your beard is weird :bigsmurf:



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08 Feb 2015, 4:32 pm

your hair gives others quite the scare.


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