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10 Jan 2016, 12:55 am

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29 Jan 2016, 8:54 pm

I just finished reading the dictionary. Not much of a plot, but boy! What a vocabulary! :study:



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29 Jan 2016, 9:46 pm

Why is there a party on the roof?

Because i was told drinks are on the house.



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30 Jan 2016, 1:16 pm

I just finished reading the phone book. Not much of a plot, but boy! What a cast! :study:



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05 Feb 2016, 7:16 pm

Having sex while camping is f***ing in-tents!



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05 Feb 2016, 11:05 pm

Why were you wearing fighting gloves the day after Christmas?

It was Boxing Day.



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11 Feb 2016, 1:39 pm

I saw a little boy wearing only one shoe walking up the street. I asked him, "Did you lose a shoe?" and he answered, "No, I found one!"



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24 Feb 2016, 9:39 am

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?". The bartender replies "For you, no charge."



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24 Feb 2016, 9:43 am

Why did the prisoner want a computer for his cell? So he could use the ESCAPE key!



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11 Apr 2016, 12:51 pm

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A cat-has-trophy!



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13 Apr 2016, 12:09 am

WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD???


HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!


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13 Apr 2016, 2:57 pm

How do you put six million Jews into one Volkswagen?
In ashtray!



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15 Apr 2016, 2:44 pm

Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: Take two scoops of vanilla ice cream, some root beer and one elephant. :elephant:



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16 Apr 2016, 11:51 am

Why are windows so expensive?

Because they are a "pane" to make.



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16 Apr 2016, 12:07 pm

Did you hear about the joke with no punchline?



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16 Apr 2016, 12:26 pm

Q: How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a sewing needle?
A: You tie a knot in his tail. :elephant: