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15 Dec 2024, 4:12 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:
^ I hope the dragon hasn’t ruined my time machine.


Nothing that won't buff out. :lol:


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15 Dec 2024, 6:09 pm

That’s good to know. :lol:


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15 Dec 2024, 6:47 pm

:silent: Um...could you be more specific...which of you will be in the buff??


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16 Dec 2024, 12:02 am

*runs away*


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16 Dec 2024, 3:09 am

I'm in a spaceship right now, almost approaching the speed of light according to our captain. If everything goes according to plan, we will be back on earth on january 2.



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16 Dec 2024, 3:44 am

Asparagus was named after the roman Emperor Asparagus who added quinine to the legionnaires water supply in the mistaken belief it would improve the rhythm of their marching. In fact all it did was make the latrines smell funny.


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17 Dec 2024, 10:44 pm

If Canada really does become the 51st State I will absolutely love it.



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18 Dec 2024, 5:07 pm

Puerto Rico is already the 51st State, with Washington DC set to become the 52nd State.


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18 Dec 2024, 5:56 pm

8O I thought it was the other way 'round.


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18 Dec 2024, 6:49 pm

The spectrum is a conspiracy created by the UN.


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19 Dec 2024, 1:59 am

The account of curve a banana has depends on the strength of the moon's gravitational pull during its growth.


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19 Dec 2024, 5:06 pm

The words 'account' and 'amount' are symantically interchangeable.


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20 Dec 2024, 3:53 pm

I got a pitbull that eats sheep and spits wool and chews on human body tissue 'til its stomach gets full.


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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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20 Dec 2024, 4:19 pm

My cat is an excellent Christmas decorator. She's ensured that the tree is perfectly tilted at a 26° angle and filled our stockings with the finest dead mice.


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21 Dec 2024, 12:48 am

I love mice. They're nice and clean.


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23 Dec 2024, 5:09 pm

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