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23 Dec 2024, 8:07 pm

I just received another copyright certificate from the US Copyright Office, which is based in New York City.


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04 Jan 2025, 9:20 pm

I used to be on Star Trek but I got tired of walking from star to star to star to s t a r...


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06 Jan 2025, 6:08 pm

I won a Golden Globe Award yesterday for Best Director.


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06 Jan 2025, 6:31 pm

I have three nostrils. I bought an extra one at a thrift store several years ago and had it sewn onto my nose for $6.99.


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06 Jan 2025, 7:14 pm

^^^Man...you got stiffed.
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07 Jan 2025, 6:13 am

When properly greased, my entire body can fit through a 8" diameter drainage pipe.


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07 Jan 2025, 10:34 am

They had to grease me up to get me through the Mersey tunnel


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07 Jan 2025, 5:51 pm

babybird wrote:
They had to grease me up to get me through the Mersey tunnel
It was on TV!! !

Next time, hold your knees together. :oops:


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07 Jan 2025, 8:18 pm

He says that to all the girls!



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08 Jan 2025, 11:06 pm

I just adore and worship the orange Tyrannical Facisaurus Wretch.



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09 Jan 2025, 12:46 am

I'm a real-life Peter Newkirk.


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09 Jan 2025, 12:57 am

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10 Jan 2025, 5:31 pm

JD Vance is the incoming President of the United States, not Donald "Pumpkin" Trump.


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11 Jan 2025, 12:29 am

I have to come clean. I am actually your favourite president, Donald J Trump. I come to post here when I'm not too busy being America's greatest president. PM me for pardons, nuclear launch codes, etc. A lot of people were saying WP doesn't love President Donald J Trump but I think a lot of people are saying that I'm in fact WP's favourite president that posts here.


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11 Jan 2025, 4:05 am

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21 Jan 2025, 12:42 pm

It is not snowing in my area right now.


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