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14 Feb 2025, 3:15 pm

My Uncle Obadiah was eaten by feral dolphins in the middle of the Sahara Desert. It took a bit of arranging, but totally worth it.

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19 Feb 2025, 6:33 pm

The human body is 80% jello.

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25 Feb 2025, 11:59 am

^^ And it's cherry Jello. Not the lime Jello, which I like better, with whipped cream on top.

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25 Feb 2025, 8:14 pm

My NT sister and I have both found ourselves work!

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26 Feb 2025, 12:27 am

I'm the most well behaved person here.

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28 Feb 2025, 8:12 pm

^^
Me too.

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04 Mar 2025, 12:02 am

I am the picture of health. I look like Jacksoul. I'm thin with muscles and like him, I wear bellbottoms and I have funky hair.

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05 Mar 2025, 1:37 pm

I do not have a backlog of "To-Do" items.

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05 Mar 2025, 2:05 pm

People should not get vaccinated because they'll make you Australian.

I should know, I got a flu shot in the fall, and now I have been saying "G'day mate" whenever greeting people and developed an intense interest for crocodile wrestling, surfing, and watching Bluey while eating Vegemite sandwiches.

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05 Mar 2025, 4:17 pm

You still have to pass the culture test to move downunder though.

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05 Mar 2025, 6:58 pm

I am a tree. That is all.

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05 Mar 2025, 7:35 pm

Geometry is what a tree says when it sees its reflection in a mirror for the first time: "Gee, ah'm a tree!"

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06 Mar 2025, 2:14 pm

Propaganda is when you take the time to thoroughly visually examine something.

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