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07 Mar 2025, 5:49 pm

When my brother orders spaghetti in classy restaurants, he likes to paint a smile on his face with the sauce and then pretend he's the Joker or Pennywise the clown. Then he tries to jumpscare the waitress when she come over to ask how everything's going. He is not a well man.

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07 Mar 2025, 7:43 pm

My bedroom is infested with iguanas. I read on the internet that the solution is to put out food for them, but now more are coming and I'm running out of food. I must be doing it wrong, since the internet is always right.

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08 Mar 2025, 12:50 am

I'm married with 13 children.

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23 Mar 2025, 1:27 pm

I don't believe in computers.

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23 Mar 2025, 6:43 pm

My NT sister and her high school frenemy (who we call "The Dear") got a graphic novel
copyrighted through the US Copyright Office and are looking for a good publisher.

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24 Mar 2025, 10:15 pm

I have a strong Cockney accent.

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26 Mar 2025, 3:48 pm

My mom does not speak with a thick accent.

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26 Mar 2025, 3:49 pm

Donald Trump is not controversial.

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28 Mar 2025, 12:16 am

Mean people don't suck. Nice people do! If only we had more mean people in the world, the world would be a better place.

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02 Apr 2025, 5:20 am

The Bakelite's been ringing off the hook all morning

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02 Apr 2025, 5:35 am

Bakelite is an alien material and proof that they've visited us.

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02 Apr 2025, 5:58 am

you're right!

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02 Apr 2025, 5:59 am

I'm definitely not going to site here watching EastEnders again all day today

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03 Apr 2025, 6:20 pm

The gym near my house has not been closed this entire week for repairs.

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05 Apr 2025, 3:40 pm

Gallimimus was a dinosaur that pretended to be French. Hence the name.

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06 Apr 2025, 1:36 am

I wasn't pretending.

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