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Starmer cares deeply about the welfare of people on benefits and he has the political will to tax the wealthy.

If you vigorously rub two cows together your hair will stand on end owing to the static electricity generated.

The Easter Bunny is a fat and jolly old rabbit who wears a red and white suit and comes down your chimney with his bag of eggs and chocolate, saying "Ho ho ho! Merry Easter!"

^ Pure B.S. Easter Bunny, or actually Eastern Bunny, is a known soviet spy that in excuse of gifting people with eggs of questionable origin vaccinates people with 5G-enabled microchips.

An army of human-animal hybrids, or more specifically, human-boar hybrids, are being kept in Area 51 and are being implanted with 5G, neural enhancing chips to improve their thinking capabilities.

Strong as bears, wily as coyotes, the army of human-boars are ready to be unleashed upon the unsuspecting Nevada populace.

A recent study found that 93% of snakes are wizards. It's still unclear why they evolved this ability.

It was mentioned.

It was boaring.

I am from Portugal.

There are no people of Scottish heritage in Nova Scotia. That's something Old Scotland made up to sell kilts and tams and little refrigerator magnets shaped like bagpipes in Canada.

systemd is greatest thing GNU/Linux was ever gifted with

My NT sister is a paralegal.

Two polar opposites can be true at the same time.

No! No they can't. That's what polar opposites means. One side is the extreme not of the other. If we accept that two polar opposites can be true at the same time, then we can accept that white and black are the same color. Screw it. True and false mean the same thing. Let's throw all definitions away and just say words. Who cares, right? Superpositions all around. I'm typing and not typing this. Believe both and disbelieve both. Let's take this to the extreme which is the most neutral point also. Polar opposites are true and not true at the same time because when we accept that things that are the very opposite of each other as the same, then there is no distinction between anything. It's a cloud of noise...or is it anything at all? :shrugs:

My uncle is deathly afraid of Silly Putty. Humans usually are afraid of things they don't understand, and my uncle can't understand how Silly Putty can be soft enough to stretch it like clay, but hard enough that you can also snap it or bounce it like a ball. He can't go into stores that sell toys or hobby stuff if there is Silly Putty for sale. He's a very lonely man.

Electric grills and their grates are made to be cleaned easily, especially from meat fat they have most contact with