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24 Apr 2025, 4:52 pm

I am doing a fine job of keeping up with all the things I think I need to do.

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25 Apr 2025, 1:34 pm

I've never like marrowfat peas me

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25 Apr 2025, 1:34 pm

I Love RFK Jr

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25 Apr 2025, 1:51 pm

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this...

...Is my weapon.

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25 Apr 2025, 3:47 pm

I enjoy living in interesting times in a cyberpunk dystopia.

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25 Apr 2025, 6:47 pm

I am made entirely of eyeballs

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25 Apr 2025, 9:38 pm

I am writing the great American novel as we speak

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25 Apr 2025, 9:39 pm

utterly absurd wrote:

I am made entirely of eyeballs

I knew you were a biblically accurate angel. :lol:

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26 Apr 2025, 5:06 am

My life story was written by Nelson Mandela while he was in prison.

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26 Apr 2025, 4:43 pm

I am a robot. I am here to take American jobs.

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All ze street lights, in ze city, broken bloodey years ago...
[ 76622.002137] brain0: detached
Emi aka Hetzer / Hellcat - https://szwajn.net/ -> ???

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01 May 2025, 5:54 pm

I am an inventor of a product called "The Paste" which all citizens of the US eat three times per day with no snacking in between. "The Paste" provides all essential vitamins and nutrients.

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02 May 2025, 8:11 am

Claire's Accessories was orignally called Claire's Accessories After the Fact: your one-stop shop for body disposal. They had a sideline in selling small items looted from corpses, and this gradually became more lucrative than their core business of assisting first-time murderers.

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02 May 2025, 8:42 am

People with autism like bright lights, loud noises and bad smells.

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03 May 2025, 10:55 am

I love sprouts me

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03 May 2025, 5:53 pm

church and state go along as well as bread and butter.

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07 May 2025, 8:57 am

Person above is an Ursus C-330 light-duty tractor

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All ze street lights, in ze city, broken bloodey years ago...
[ 76622.002137] brain0: detached
Emi aka Hetzer / Hellcat - https://szwajn.net/ -> ???

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