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I am doing a fine job of keeping up with all the things I think I need to do.


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I've never like marrowfat peas me


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I Love RFK Jr


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25 Apr 2025, 6:47 pm

I am made entirely of eyeballs


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utterly absurd wrote:
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I knew you were a biblically accurate angel. :lol:


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Claire's Accessories was orignally called Claire's Accessories After the Fact: your one-stop shop for body disposal. They had a sideline in selling small items looted from corpses, and this gradually became more lucrative than their core business of assisting first-time murderers.


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03 May 2025, 5:53 pm

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