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lostonearth35
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13 May 2025, 12:51 pm

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I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this...
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The way they painted the chicken's groin area does not make me uncomfortable. :oops:



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20 May 2025, 10:56 am

I'm not sitting here trying to lick my own elbow
I'm not that suggestable


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20 May 2025, 4:13 pm

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I'm not sitting here trying to lick my own elbow
I'm not that suggestable
The trick is to place the palm of your hand firmly on your knee to make it easier to twist the elbow into a lickable position.


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21 May 2025, 1:30 am

babybird wrote:
I'm not sitting here trying to lick my own elbow
I'm not that suggestable



I can't lick my left elbow, only my right one.

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21 May 2025, 1:33 am

Shame. Left elbows taste better.


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21 May 2025, 1:34 am

:lol:


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21 May 2025, 3:32 am

Licking someone else's elbow is a standard form of greeting in Canada.



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21 May 2025, 10:13 am

My right leg doesn't hurt.


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21 May 2025, 9:37 pm

I just touched my right elbow with my right hand.

I'm sure the awful pain will go away in a few days.



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21 May 2025, 9:47 pm

I hold my elbows up at all times.


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22 May 2025, 12:35 am

It's always best to lift with your back, not your legs.



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22 May 2025, 3:42 pm

I am not in pain.


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22 May 2025, 7:46 pm

McDonalds is the best place to get Chinese food.



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23 May 2025, 10:19 pm

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28 May 2025, 6:41 pm

I've been keeping my elbows up because that's what they've been telling everyone in Canada what to do, but it makes ty['ping o*n mly ke%ybo(ard r@qellly ha&rrd?>.



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28 May 2025, 6:45 pm

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