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28 May 2025, 7:38 pm

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A quarter pounder was named after it's price. It was first introduced to England and costed exactly 1/4 £


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28 May 2025, 8:39 pm

^Welcome to WP

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28 May 2025, 8:58 pm

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28 May 2025, 9:27 pm

Cheeseburgers are named after the city of Cheeseburg.


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28 May 2025, 9:39 pm

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28 May 2025, 9:42 pm

I want to eat all of my ice cream tonight, but I won't because I have a lot of self-discipline.

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Can you spot all three lies?


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28 May 2025, 9:45 pm

Princess Viola wrote:
Cheeseburgers are named after the city of Cheeseburg.


I would believe that one


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28 May 2025, 9:49 pm

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I want to eat all of my ice cream tonight, but I won't because I have a lot of self-discipline.

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Can you spot all three lies?


I only spot 2. The third could be that you've already eaten all of the ice cream before you posted that.


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28 May 2025, 9:52 pm

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funeralxempire wrote:
I want to eat all of my ice cream tonight, but I won't because I have a lot of self-discipline.

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Can you spot all three lies?


I only spot 2. The third could be that you've already eaten all of the ice cream before you posted that.


The third is that I will probably fail at not eating all of it. :lol:


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01 Jun 2025, 3:03 pm

Like icebergs, only the top third of a duck is visible above the water.


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01 Jun 2025, 3:04 pm

Like ducks, icebergs are known for their predatory sexual behaviour.


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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.


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01 Jun 2025, 3:04 pm

Donald Trump became king, not president, of the United States in 2016.


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