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15 Aug 2025, 11:52 am

Hell's Angels bikers prefer Kawasakis over Harleys.



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16 Aug 2025, 1:48 am

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16 Aug 2025, 4:40 pm

When your partner sleeps, and you fart in their face, you're actually saying, "I love you."


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16 Aug 2025, 8:43 pm

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17 Aug 2025, 4:59 am

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17 Aug 2025, 7:35 am

I have impeccable communication skills as you can tell in this thread.


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17 Aug 2025, 7:48 am

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17 Aug 2025, 10:53 am

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17 Aug 2025, 11:32 am

Don't waste the can after drinking that refreshing beverage! Modern aluminum/aluminium was made edible in 2003 by Monsanto!


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17 Aug 2025, 11:59 am

I've been busy planting spy devices on the Internet. I put radio transmitters in each and every letter of the English language! You can see each letter's frequency here. :o


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18 Aug 2025, 6:45 pm

I work for the CIA.


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18 Aug 2025, 10:41 pm

Taking one aspirin a day increases hair growth.


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19 Aug 2025, 8:36 am

Star Trek is a TV show about a ranch called The Ponderosa. It stars Buddy Ebsen, Eddie Albert and Bob Denver as Mr. Ed.



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19 Aug 2025, 7:00 pm

The kids show Wild Kratts will show in a new season the strong romance between Aviva and Chris.

Martin, Chris' big brother, will obviously be paranoid ah! :lol:


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20 Aug 2025, 7:41 am

My country is entering a golden age under our new Prime Minister, who is a cryogenically preserved iceberg lettuce.


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21 Aug 2025, 2:58 pm

The last name of King Charles is Thornton-Smith.


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