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With all certainty, I will say this. I mean it. I will. There I said it. It has been said.
What did I say? It wasn't that. It wasn't what you thought I said, but I said it nevertheless.
And I told my the neighbors too.

My poop is pea green and it smells like roses.

Place seven cents in a pocket. It does not matter which. Do this before you got to bed at night.
Take off the clothing, and place it in a cardboard box.
Place it in a closet, and note the time. Write it down. If you don't have a closet, placing a blanket over her
Let it sit in the dark for seven days.
After that, uncover the box. Open it. You will find double the amount.

I can be seven of any denomination. Seven cents, seven dollars, seven euros, seven pounds, seven pesos, seven "whatever."
It will always be double.
I can be seven hundred, seven thousand, seven million, seven billion...

This seems like random nonsense, but it is not.
The words were from a well attended talk given by the eighteenth century scientist, philosopher, religious visionary, and photographer, Elodie Milburn. She was a close friend to Abraham Lincoln. She was his neighbor. She was quite famous and offered much comfort to Mary Todd. They use to go to the mall before Abe's untimely assassination.

Elodie passed away three months after President Lincoln's departure. She choked on a burrito. She was thirty-two years old. Mary Todd never quite recovered.

I love politics, it's made the world such a wonderful place.

I want a big screen 12 K TV set. I love modern things like that. I also want Britbox as well.

U.S. national politics have been steadily improving for the last ten years, or so.

Donald Trump is a Sweet Pea.

My bride wants to take a trip.

I think if I sit near the end of the couch and wait 'til she is walking by, I can arrange a trip for her.

She'll love it!

One day I found some magic beans and planted them. The next day I found a giant beanstalk growing out of the ground. I climbed the beanstalk and at the top I found an enormous castle. I went inside and I saw giant, who was crying because some kid named Jack stole his singing harp and his goose that laid golden eggs.

I finally got my Bachelor's Degree last year!

I love the Canadian government and their stance on life.

I fly my Kinks colours everywhere I go these days.

Sometimes there is so much music being broadcast, that people that cannot swim drown under the air waves.

I'm a very logical person. I logic my way through everything.