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09 Oct 2025, 2:33 pm

My bride is sad about the news the doctors gave her today.

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09 Oct 2025, 6:46 pm

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My bride is sad about the news the doctors gave her today.

Whew. I was over joyed for a second.

"On the 10th day of October, you can find me in your basement."

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10 Oct 2025, 1:12 pm

I'm wearing red, white and blue right now.

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10 Oct 2025, 1:14 pm

Peter Newkirk is my favourite Hogan's Heroes character. He's the one that I'm the most like. I even have him for an avatar.

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10 Oct 2025, 1:42 pm

I am ASD-1(Aspergers) and my bride is ADHD. This promotes smooth and reliable communication between us.

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11 Oct 2025, 6:48 am

I know a little French, so I post in French from time to time.

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11 Oct 2025, 9:46 am

The most misused technology in use today is the iPhone.
Steve Jobs insisted being clever by calling it the iPhone, an name that did not reflect its intended purpose or customer. It was originally proposed as the AyePhone by Steve Wozniak, a phone for pirates.

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11 Oct 2025, 4:07 pm

I have a crush on my sister.

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11 Oct 2025, 4:11 pm

Red, white and blue are my colour's.

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12 Oct 2025, 12:27 pm

It's getting cold. I'd better buy some red, white and blue PJs.

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12 Oct 2025, 2:13 pm

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It wasn't going to be an EyePhone because of its camera and screen?!

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12 Oct 2025, 3:41 pm

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It wasn't going to be an EyePhone because of its camera and screen?!

The EyePhone was intended to be a communication device for the deaf. That is what the camera and screen was for. The audible part was an after thought.

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12 Oct 2025, 4:00 pm

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12 Oct 2025, 11:33 pm

I've got to get some red, white and blue baubles for my Christmas tree the day after Remembrance Day.

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14 Oct 2025, 3:11 pm

Maybe some red, white and blue curtains will look good in my apartment.

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16 Oct 2025, 7:08 pm

The homes of my neighbors have interconnected tunnels connecting their basements.
I know this because a neighbor I had, who was very nice, told me about the doorways and tunnels when he sold his house.
There is a heavy metal door in my basement. It has no door knob. I believe it connects to these tunnels.
At night, I can hear people whispering through my vents.

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