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I am a Type 2 diabetic.

When one's head itches, and one scratches their head, occasionally the reality one experiences gets caught gets caught gets caught gets caught gets caught gets caught gets caught gets caught gets caught gets caught ...
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in a perception loop, or reality will seem to /
ahead.

Keep your nails trimmed. Avoid alterations to r /
lity.

I think it happened again.

I live on the moon.

I worship Satin.

I worship polyesther

It has been found that dust is a gluten free substitute for flour when making bread!
It is perfectly alright as long as the impurities are filter out.

However...

The religious right is REALLY pissed off and outraged, because "we are all dust in the wind." Ergo consuming dust is cannibalism.

In addition to that, since a significant portion of dust comes from space, they are in an UP ROAR about illegal alien dust infiltrating our bread, the symbol for the Body of Christ.

I enjoy exaggerating for the purposes of enjoyment just like my mom.

I'm ready to change. I have a bunch of London themed avatars lined up. I'm through romanticizing Germany. Kinks, Routemasters or that one Ghost of Christmas Past?

I'm planning to get a tattoo of a bee on each of my knees. That way, I can say "I'm just the bee's knees!" and really mean it.

I think Donald Trump is a real Sweet Pea.

6 X 6 = 666666

My favourite song is Highway to Hell by AC/DC.

I hate everything to do with Christmas, especially the song - Schubkarrn.

I'm am very much a part of North American culture. I fit in like the perfect puzzle piece.

Peach Cobbler
There is a missing chapter in James and the Giant Peach that involves a shoe maker.
However, it goes back a couple hundred years and was originally Peach Gobbler. Turkey and Peach Pie. Yum.

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