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frullpov
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06 Nov 2025, 7:56 pm

I'm going to have an early night tonight.

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06 Nov 2025, 9:30 pm

Last night I was talking to Werner Herzog on the phone. Normally, I don't have a problem with his accent, but he was crazy excited, going on about the Discovery channel. He was talking so fast that I could barely understand him. He was watching Naked and Afraid Apocalypse.

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08 Nov 2025, 2:59 pm

I own a secret sweat shop of tiny elves, who are slaving away making unlicensed Calvin and Hobbes T-shirts and other merch that would make Bill Watterson turn in his grave if he wasn't alive. :twisted:

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08 Nov 2025, 5:26 pm

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08 Nov 2025, 6:26 pm

Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey all grown up.

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11 Nov 2025, 5:52 pm

Post a blatant lie
Again!
I just posted two three minutes ago. What happened to those?

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frullpov
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11 Nov 2025, 9:05 pm

I'm going to have an early night tonight.
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I can completely remember the other lie, but I love keeping secrets too much to tell you it.

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11 Nov 2025, 9:16 pm

I like Taylor Swift and think she makes really interesting music that's not generic-sounding at all.

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12 Nov 2025, 1:10 am

I think Taylor Swift is the best thing since The Beatles.

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12 Nov 2025, 2:46 pm

I've now completely forgotten the lie I am keeping secret. Because it's the truth, not a lie at all; I truly love watching the tumbleweed blow past when I post something on the internet. It gives me a sense of rootedness with humanity. I feel so connected with just every one of us humans.

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12 Nov 2025, 2:50 pm

I worry the Beatles are not revered enough as the root of all modern music. Dubstep? The Beatles did it first. Cloud rap? Yes the Beatles way back in '69. New wave glitch hop? Undoubtedly the beatles. J-Pop = THE Beatles. Acid-bro-step? Beatles obvs. New world afro-jazz? Beatles. Beatles did it all first before anyone.

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12 Nov 2025, 4:43 pm

I'm struggling to come up with blatant lies. For instance, this one, it isn't based on my experience whatsoever:
I never tell jokes that go down like lead balloons.

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12 Nov 2025, 8:11 pm

I am on my way to a popular gym that is located near my house.

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12 Nov 2025, 9:29 pm

November is my favourite month.

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13 Nov 2025, 10:42 am

The Autism research questionnaires I've taken are all wonderfully well-written. I never wonder what I should answer because the correct answer for me is clear and obvious. I am confident they are getting a clear picture of Autism from those questionnaires.

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13 Nov 2025, 3:54 pm

The Epstein files are a Democrat hoax.

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