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09 Feb 2026, 8:44 am

Played two CDs.
One was early minimalist music. The CD is called Minimalist, featuring John Adams, Philip Glass, and Steve Reich.
The other CD was Henri Pousseur's Early Experimental Electronic Music 1954-61.
There has not been any noises since. The walls have been silent.


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09 Feb 2026, 9:31 am

Speaki likes to eat pumpkins. Feed her lots of pumpkin soup and you'll be her friend.

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Speaki is friends with pumpkins and doesn't want to eat them.


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09 Feb 2026, 7:44 pm

Donald Trump is a very stable genius and totally not a pedo.


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10 Feb 2026, 10:37 am

James T Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise exists only in the mind of a young child named Spock. Kirk is part of a story fabricated in the the manic compulsive mind of a hyper-active five year speechless child from Algeria.


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10 Feb 2026, 11:41 am

Epstein never engaged in cannibalism.


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10 Feb 2026, 12:06 pm

I love Biathlon because I love guns.


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10 Feb 2026, 12:08 pm

I hate guns and would support banning them.


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10 Feb 2026, 12:18 pm

I love Mozart, wow he's hot.


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10 Feb 2026, 6:01 pm

I love hot, humid weather.



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12 Feb 2026, 2:42 pm

I started writing a blatant lie when it turned into a several page story. I am 100% certain it is the best story I've ever written. Not a single cringe worthy moment in it. The level of cringe is how I determine if it is any good or not. If there is little to no cringe, it may be a decent story. If it is full of cringe moments, I submit it to the Lifetime Movie Network, or Hallmark, depending how the cringe leans.

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She looked into his eyes, over her drink and asked herself if this was really going to happen? He was steadfastly returning her gaze, more than suggesting it really was going to happen. The tension drew them near to one another, while neither never budged an inch. They knew it was destiny, but at this moment, they were late for church, and those cookies weren't going to bake themselves!

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She looked into his eyes, a slight smile at the corner of her mouth, and asked if this was really going to happen? He was steadfastly returning her gaze, more than suggesting it was inevitable. The tension ran up and down their arms as they silently tried to decide who would make the first move. It was destiny. One with a knife. One with a taser. They only had fifteen minutes before the lawyer would arrive and if his wife found out...


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12 Feb 2026, 3:15 pm

I want the United States to win all the medals.


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13 Feb 2026, 2:40 pm

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13 Feb 2026, 2:49 pm

I bought a robot that is supposed to give me back-rubs.

Specifically, it is supposed to massage my back above the waist.

I goofed. I reversed some settings and it gave me a massage on my front below the waist.

:roll: I don't think I'll correct the settings. :oops:


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13 Feb 2026, 6:01 pm

Today I'm going to come out as gay to my parents.


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13 Feb 2026, 9:53 pm

I hate video games. People have become more violent ever since they were invented. People would be less violent if video games weren't a thing.



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15 Feb 2026, 8:42 pm

I like how politics brings people together.