What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I was walking down the sidewalk when I saw this cat following me. It then transformed into an anthro girl, and then a human girl. I asked her how she did it.

"You push a button"
"What button?"
"On your cell phone"
*pulls out cell phone*
"You use a flip phone? It's easier on an Iphone."

I then woke up.

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i dreamt that i took a shower but every time i'd remove my clothes and get into the shower, the clothes would magically reappear on my body and get wet, and i'd disgustedly have to step out of the shower, strip down again, wring the water out of the soaked clothes then hang them up to dry, get back in and it happened all over again. this happened about 3 times. then i found myself outside and the pollen in the air was so overpowering that my allergies were making me sneeze my head off, and i'd blow my nose afterwards and out my violently flared nostrils would issue forth great gooey gobs of bright yellow viscuous mucus, which had the gooey consistency of cheeze-whiz spread and tasted like rotten salty cardboard. despite my best efforts, this nasty viscuous yellow mucus got all over everything, it blew holes in the kleenex i used to blow my nose with, it got all over my arms and hands and clothes and other objects, and i was vainly trying to wipe it off stuff with kleenexes which kept tearing into shreds because the snot was too thick and tough to wipe away. then i awoke.

gosh that was gross. But I did go ahead and read it despite the warning.

^
Such is human psychology.

I dreamt that my cat wasn't feeling well. I reached down to pet her but she was not a cat she was a goldfish "swimming" through the air of the kitchen. I didn't want to disturb her scales so I didn't pet her. She had healed herself by abandoning her "cat-form" and taking on "fish-who-swims-through-air-form".

just be glad you weren't dreaming this dream. all the ickiness of real life was in my dream. somebody else told me he thought it meant i would either pay off all my debts in two months or that i would get pregnant in that time frame! so tell me, what do you think it means?

just be glad she didn't have ich

Last night/this morning, I couldn't stop dreaming about pizza. People even turned into pizzas, literally! Then the dream ended with someone (I don't know who) killing a snake.




Oooh, weird! What could THAT mean?

I kept dreaming about mana, counters, creatures and artifacts. Weird.

It means that... eh... um... maybe you wanted to eat pizza? But your repressed childhood memories turned into a snake and didn't let you, until an unknown savior got rid of them

I dreamed that there was a beautiful gate covering passage way. The passage way seemed undesirable but i remember the gate looking really nice and new as if somebody had put quite a lot of thought in to making it. Also in the same dream I was going to some kind of dancing audition, I felt really good about it, all my clothes looked good and then I put on a pair of shoes that weren't mine. The shoes were a bit tatty and they weren't my style and even though I knew that I did have an alternative pair I kept them on. Eventually though they did seem to start feeling more comfortable.

I dreamed I have huge ugly bruising all over the left side of my face and body. I'm guessing my body's trying to tell me it's time to take better care of it again.

Pizza
To see or eat pizza in your dream represents abundance, choices, and variety. It may also indicate that you are lacking or feeling deprived of something. Alternatively, a pizza may have similar significance to a circle.
Circle
To see a circle in your dream symbolizes perfection, completeness, immortality and/or wholeness. On a less positive note, it may also mean that you are going around in circles in some situation. Or the circle can indicate monotony and endless repetition. the dream may also highlight the notion that you are going around in a vicious circle. You need to somehow find a way to break this circle. To see an imperfect or incomplete circle in your dream suggests that you will face many obstacles and setbacks toward achieving your goals. You need to work on your inner self and develop more knowledge. Eventually, you will overcome these obstacles and find that your struggles are well worth it.
Snake
To see a snake in your dream signifies hidden fears and worries that are threatening you. Your dream may be alerting you to something in your waking life that you are not aware of or that has not yet surfaced. Alternatively, the snake may be seen as phallic and thus symbolize temptation, dangerous and forbidden sexuality. The snake may also refer to a person around you who is callous, ruthless, and can't be trusted. As a positive symbol, snakes represent healing, transformation, knowledge and wisdom. It is indicative of self-renewal and positive change.

i dreamt that i was a retired chief petty officer [navy] and i was working as an assistant to a retired navy captain who was a fighter pilot and now did crazy aviation stunts using a small cessna piston propellor airplane- what he would do, was lug a large combo lock safe into the aircraft, fly it over the desert flats high enough to jump out, then when he reached the proper altitude, he'd climb out of the pilot's seat and jump inside the safe [which was equipped with an automatic parachute mechanism] and have me secure him inside the safe, close the safe's door and lock it, then shove him and the safe out the door, and then i would pilot the plane back down to where he landed, open the combo lock and pull him out of the safe. we did this twice in one day, then the news media caught wind of us and besieged us in our little rambler [small rental house]. along with the media was a moslem imam [dressed all in white with headdress] who said the captain was one of his students, who had strayed from the true path, and that he was here to "sweettalk" him back into the good graces of islam. then i awoke.

i can not remember much about the dream, and there was no vision in it, but last night i dreamed that was listening to the TV while dormant in bed, and i heard a reporter say that police were looking for a person called "Guts Macgregor", and i instantly exploded in laughter and woke up immediately. i can not now see why i found it funny.

Something Dungeons and Dragons related. Yesterday was my first game ever, and apparently it left an impresion

It was a bad dream and I was walking in the dream and my goal was to keep a low profile. For someone reason in the dream my name was on the back of my shirt and someone called my name in an angry voice and I felt upset at being noticed and then irked that someone angrily called out my name. That is all I really remember about the dream.