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08 May 2025, 12:14 pm

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I saw a wall of death in a George Formby film. And I've performed a song called "All The Roadrunning" by Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris that's about the same sport. But I never saw a real one.

I think you might be talking about different walls of death.

There's the sideshow attraction:

And then there's what happens at a concert:

When will the world wake up and realise the mayhem it causes by having more than one definition for the same word or phrase? The "concert" definition is not going into TD's canonised dictionary.

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08 May 2025, 2:18 pm

All my socks gave got spuds

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08 May 2025, 2:23 pm

Free taters? You're in heaven.

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08 May 2025, 2:33 pm

:lol:

I'll get some new ones tomorrow when I go to primark

I'm also gonna draw some cash out from the bank as well
Just in case

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08 May 2025, 2:47 pm

I've got enough taters to last me a few days, and they're all cooked, ready to heat up and eat.

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08 May 2025, 3:25 pm

I don't think I'm a bad person
I just think I was born into the wrong species

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08 May 2025, 3:32 pm

Every animal is an accident of birth when you think about it, except thoroughbreds.

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09 May 2025, 1:16 am

I might stop having porridge me

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09 May 2025, 5:43 am

I need to start being a better person I do

I mean I'm kind of a work in progress to be fair to myself but there always room for improvement

I could go on but I won't

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09 May 2025, 7:35 am

I can take my coat off while I've still got my rucksack on but I don't know how to take my bra off underneath my t-shirt

I don't stand a chance do I

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09 May 2025, 10:34 am

babybird wrote:

I need to start being a better person I do

I mean I'm kind of a work in progress to be fair to myself but there always room for improvement

I could go on but I won't

Ceasing to be a porridge eater would be a fine start. Actually I'm just kidding. I've nothing against porridge as such.

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09 May 2025, 10:36 am

I Yelled "Chicken Jockey" From Atop A Ferris Wheel Last Night.

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09 May 2025, 10:38 am

ToughDiamond wrote:

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I need to start being a better person I do

I mean I'm kind of a work in progress to be fair to myself but there always room for improvement

I could go on but I won't

Ceasing to be a porridge eater would be a fine start. Actually I'm just kidding. I've nothing against porridge as such.

I've nothing against the stuff either but I have it every morning and this morning I fancied cereal

I just wanted something to crunch really

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09 May 2025, 10:41 am

Quaker oats porridge with Lyle's golden syrup is a great breakfast.

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09 May 2025, 10:43 am

Oh man you're making me mouth water now

I daren't have sugar first thing in the morning me or else all hell will break loose

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09 May 2025, 11:03 am

babybird wrote:

Oh man you're making me mouth water now

I daren't have sugar first thing in the morning me or else all hell will break loose

Do you use any sugar replacements, bb?

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