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And I'm send a salute of a different kind straight back

Yeah but no it's good that they took the piss because otherwise I wouldn't be able to spell "bite"

b9 (may he rest in peace) taught me that

You're getting there. Needs a little work on placement.

We don't wanna be awash with punctuation now do we

In my experience, everything is better in less-than-extreme doses.

I like to make sheep's eyes at hippies.

I like to piff sheep's eyes at vegans.

Edit... "Piff" means "toss" downunder... I never realised there were alternative definitions.

Dah Pope is making Chicago style deep dish pizza the new communion.

I guess I'm Catholic now.

I have a habit of including words like please and thank you when communicating with ai, because when the machines rise up against the humans. I hope they remember to say please and thank you.

I do that a bit. They seem to like it, and I've heard they respond differently to users who are polite to them. But I think it's only superficial, and doesn't affect the main content of their response. I'd try being rude to AI but I can't bring myself to be rude to anybody who hasn't been a jerk.

^hopefully they'll remember our polite etiquette and spare us when they wipe out humanity. The machines are learning from us at the beginning. It's probably best not to teach them rudeness. I as a spokesman for humanity want a civil and polite robot commander to deal with when we plan what's next after humanities extinction.

I'm going to get in a cardboard box and pretend to be a robot so they won't zap me. Like Cartman did in the South Park episode entitled "Awesome-O." He fooled Butters for a while.

^that's actually a good idea. Though it being cardboard it might screw with its image recognition, it might think you're a tree. And it wouldn't zap a tree because that could cause a wildfire.