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23 Jul 2006, 5:57 pm

They don't have anywhere better to go


why is sugar sweet?



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23 Jul 2006, 8:25 pm

So it can hide the taste of poison.

Where did the Duck-Billed Platypus come from??


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23 Jul 2006, 8:36 pm

a beaver and a duck exploded.... they tried to glue them back together but did not put the right parts on... they threw out the extra parts

why do cats purr?



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23 Jul 2006, 9:25 pm

A. Because their motor is running.

Q. Where have all the flowers gone? (long time passing)



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23 Jul 2006, 10:24 pm

They went with the 60's (good riddance!!)

Why do so many people drink swill (Bud, Miller,Coors) instead of good beer??


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23 Jul 2006, 10:52 pm

Scrapheap wrote:
They went with the 60's (good riddance!!)


I personally prefer the Late 1970s I'm a little rough around the Edges.

People drink Bad Beer, because that's how it's done, in America.

Why is it that I like the 1950s and the 1970s, but I only like the three years out of the 1960s that span from 64 to 66?



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24 Jul 2006, 12:31 am

Because that's when England was fab baby! YEAH BABY YEAH!!

Why did the 60's take such a nose dive after that??



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24 Jul 2006, 3:03 am

Because I hated the 60's.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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24 Jul 2006, 3:41 am

394 pounds a day, give or take a few.

Why is there always ice in the urinal when you go to a Chinese restaurant?



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24 Jul 2006, 3:47 am

Because people usually enjoy pouring their lemonade in the urinals instead of peeing.

Where does the word "Chug" come from?


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24 Jul 2006, 9:00 am

From "Give It Away" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers: "Drinkin' my juice, come love-chug-a-lug me..."

Now we know where it came from, where is it going?


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24 Jul 2006, 12:07 pm

A. Here it comes now.

Q. When will they ever learn, oh when will theyyyyyy ever learn?
(I liked the sixties. Ok please stop throwing things)



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24 Jul 2006, 3:31 pm

theres a class tommorow, but whether they learn anything is up to them

who said that?



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24 Jul 2006, 4:13 pm

My Jr. High History Teacher.

If you had a car that could do the speed of light. What would happen when you turned the headlights on??



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24 Jul 2006, 6:15 pm

A: The car would travel at twice the Speed of Light.

Q: Why does the sight of Ken Livingstone's Face cause me to have horrible Nightmares?



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25 Jul 2006, 12:48 am

He used to make you eat your brocolli when you were a kid.

Why are they called hemorrhoids instead of Asteroids??