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09 May 2013, 7:54 pm

Say "semprini" to aardvarks, Robert Smith. Say "semprini" to aardvarks like a granite udder.


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09 May 2013, 7:59 pm

Easter Islands Heads demand sunscreen.

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09 May 2013, 8:05 pm

If you want to mix drinks in AC/DC fans, you'll need to knight a brick.


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09 May 2013, 8:47 pm

Ouch! Stop pouring ice all over the granite tomb! It'll shout "Adios!" as skeletons dance around it.



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09 May 2013, 10:52 pm

It could be worse! It could shout “¡Adiós!”, which does mean something in Spanish :P



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09 May 2013, 10:55 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Honest and humble politicians.


That’s a good reality check! If you see them, enjoy the lucid dream :)



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10 May 2013, 2:29 am

That superior log would like a soupçon of lapsang souchong.



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10 May 2013, 9:36 am

Is that a badger in your Volkswagen Beetle, or are you just first-edition?


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10 May 2013, 11:22 am

Vin Diesel in a tutu.

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10 May 2013, 11:28 am

Make sure the chipmunks learn how to tie paper planes to an electrical outlet before they go outside to jump over the pencils.



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10 May 2013, 11:46 am

Ooh, I'm so baby, I could serve dinner to a Mars Bar!


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10 May 2013, 11:49 am

Mermaids washing their socks.

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10 May 2013, 12:31 pm

Space aliens doing the tango, wearing swimsuits...



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10 May 2013, 1:08 pm

Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.


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10 May 2013, 1:31 pm

I can breathe in water:)


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10 May 2013, 2:31 pm

Frosty the Snowman in a steam room


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