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31 Jan 2011, 3:28 pm

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31 Jan 2011, 4:50 pm

Am I dreaming, no
Where am I, in bed
Well, what am I doing
Oh, t-t-t-t-talking to myself

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31 Jan 2011, 6:36 pm

Does anybody know where the rabbit hole that leads to Wonderland is?

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07 Feb 2011, 6:36 am

Man the longboat and woman the shortboat. That way everybody is covered.

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07 Feb 2011, 4:35 pm

"Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk out with anything, either male or female?"

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07 Feb 2011, 5:08 pm

Help! I'm being attacked by a French candlestick!

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07 Feb 2011, 5:25 pm

If Helen of Troy had sufficient beauty to launch a thousand ships, then 1 milli-Helen is sufficient to launch one ship.
But does this mean that a micro-Helen would successfully launch a plank of wood, and a pico-Helen launch one small wood-shaving?

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08 Feb 2011, 12:21 am

What kind of shaving cream do trees use? Barkasol.

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08 Feb 2011, 3:17 pm

Voodoo on a stick doing the funky beat...

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08 Feb 2011, 3:41 pm

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I am walking to school as I often do in fact more often than I'm proud to admit there's a big looming shadow right behind me and I'm trying to walk fast so I can shake it There's a big yellow monster following me And I think that he wants my lunch money he can't have it, of course 'cause I'm buying a horse and I'm eating it for lunch Ignoring it doesn't seem to work In fact I think he's enjoying the chase He will only relent once the money's spent on the pony I'm going to stuff in my face There's a big yellow monster following me And I think that he wants my lunch money he can't have it, of course 'cause I'm buying a horse and I'm eating it for lunch Big ol stupid monster. He's all mustardy and musty. I don't want to sound all prejudiced, but monsters aren't trusty. If I gave him all my cash it wouldn't go into his college fund He'd blow it all on off-brand, plastic, super soaker water guns. There's a big yellow monster following me And I think that he wants my lunch money he can't have it, of course 'cause I'm buying a horse and I'm eating it for lunch

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16 Feb 2011, 8:24 am

Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat? :batman:

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16 Feb 2011, 11:08 am

Living on the 3rd floor does not mean you have to walk up 3 flights of stairs! Geez!

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16 Feb 2011, 6:35 pm

"I like this job but I havent been on prime time TV since the Regan administration"

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16 Feb 2011, 9:34 pm

I think crushing on someone made me stoned. Now I cant even think about her or anything

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17 Feb 2011, 5:21 pm

"Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain."

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17 Feb 2011, 9:22 pm

I had chewy, crunchy, boogers for lunch today. -Says Metalwolf, who's going off the rails on the crazy train.

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