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16 Apr 2016, 10:28 pm

Kobe Bryants last basketball game was last Wednesday.
Some say it was even earlier.


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17 Apr 2016, 3:00 am

if you are cold, go stand in a corner.

they usually are 90 degrees.


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17 Apr 2016, 7:43 am

I have ADHD light.

My wife say it stands for
Attention
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17 Apr 2016, 10:21 am

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"



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17 Apr 2016, 2:39 pm

Q: What's red and white on the outside and grey and wrinkly on the inside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup. :elephant:



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18 Apr 2016, 1:10 am

what do you call a belt made of watches?

a waist of time.


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18 Apr 2016, 7:49 pm

Some folks around here have Mohawks.
Some have faux hawks

I have a NO HAWK

Yes I'm Bald Bald like a ping pong ball...BALD.


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18 Apr 2016, 8:12 pm

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.


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19 Apr 2016, 11:27 am

A fear-monger, a supporter of infanticide, and a member of Autism $peaks walk into a bar.

And that was just the first guy! :twisted:



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19 Apr 2016, 2:47 pm

Can February March?
No, but April May.

Why did the grim reaper go to the ear specialist?
He was death (deaf).

What word is spelt wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong.

Your shower loves you. You turn it on.


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20 Apr 2016, 12:35 am

why are apple stores so poorly ventilated?

because they have no windows!! !! !


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20 Apr 2016, 6:56 am

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector & a scalar. :D


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20 Apr 2016, 8:25 am

There was a dog with three legs that peed. He fell.



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21 Apr 2016, 1:16 am

The general election in November.


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21 Apr 2016, 1:34 am

I was trying to buy some camo but I couldn't find any.



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21 Apr 2016, 4:47 pm

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.