Post a random lie about yourself.

Page 14 of 25 [ 390 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 ... 25 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,636
Location: In my own little country

03 May 2007, 6:20 am

I'm sleeping at this moment.

likedcalico

03 May 2007, 11:23 am

I killed my boyfriend.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,636
Location: In my own little country

03 May 2007, 12:38 pm

I wear golden platformed shoes.

TheResistance
Deinonychus

Joined: 7 Apr 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 319

03 May 2007, 1:02 pm

I'm not wearing ugly tapered sweatpants, that I bought at target for a $1.27 :wink:

Eller
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 May 2007
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 531

03 May 2007, 1:08 pm

I'm going to be MTV's next talk show host.

Tequila
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 28,897
Location: Lancashire, UK

03 May 2007, 1:12 pm

I'm not picking my nose.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,636
Location: In my own little country

03 May 2007, 1:26 pm

I'm wearing sandals.

chris_hass33
Velociraptor

Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 421
Location: QUIT STALKING ME!!!

03 May 2007, 1:39 pm

I do not have the ability to blend into the wall.

(No, seriously, that's a lie. I can't do it physically, but with all the attention I get, it's like I do have the ability!)

_________________
PROGRESS TO 1,000 POSTS: 46%

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,636
Location: In my own little country

03 May 2007, 1:45 pm

I hate The Monkees.

BigT
Velociraptor

Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 443
Location: Basingstoke, England

03 May 2007, 1:51 pm

I'm actually a highly intelligent genetically modified hamster with the capability to know and spell your Earth language, and I have taken on the form of a 16 year old boy. Outside, he looks like any other human being, but on the inside...ahh the inside! Cogs 'n' gears 'n' hamster wheelz! Yes, yes, and also I can fly...

haaki_nuva
Tufted Titmouse