What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I saw a video on YouTube of an actual horserace where the winning horse was named Hoof-hearted. The announcer kept shouting "Hoof-hearted! Hoof-hearted!"

i wonder if the announcer had a clue.

anyways, i just remembered this fragment of a dream i had last night, that i was in some strange cityscape, and i was walking along the side of the road, and i saw another road i was supposed to be on suddenly come up in front of me, but to get to it i had to cross the road far from the nearest intersection, so i did that and a cop spotted me and stopped me and ticked me for jaywalking. i then tried to walk home but ended up have to cross several peoples' yards to get to the right roads, with one lady spotting me and yelling at me to get the hell out of her yard, but somehow i ended up going through her living room which for some reason calmed her down. then i walked across the yard of the cop who gave me the ticket [he miraculously made it home before i got there somehow], and he was very kind, he invited me inside and he cooked me a meal and chatted with me before i went on my way. then i awoke.

I had dreams that I have had a long time ago lately even being the exact same person i was in the dream.

Last night I had a sanme dream from when I was 9 where I was a lead singer in a band. I was in my singing position. Some of the other people in the band were also in certain positions for playing instruments. During the show. After the show we signed autographs someone asked us the secret to being able to go out on stage and someone explained how people sat.

Last night I dreamt that I was on a rocky mountainous island. Perched on the edge of the cliff above the sea were four pillars, maybe three stories high. Suspended between them up there was a large swimming pool.
The only way to get to it was to cross 18 inch wide cement planks from the side of the mountain about 20 feet long. Since I have a fear of heights, and the walkways were three stories off the ground, this was very difficult. But there were people in the pool I was supposed to be with, so I crossed them by getting down on my hands and knees. Just when I jumped into the clear warm water of the swimming pool I woke up. Never got to enjoy the swimming part!

the "swimming" part is reserved for real life.

The other night I had a dream that I was reading an article in the Catholic newspaper of an interview of the predescessor before the predescessor of the church I go to. In the article, he admitted that he has been married even before he became a priest and that his niece is actually his daughter. The picture of his daughter showed her to be a really hot person dressed similarly to a girl from my anthropology class in a leotard and hot pants.

I can hear my mom screaming at me; "Priests can't be married!", even if I tell her "What if priests become married before they become ordained?"

Last night, a dream I had was of a man from my church who is the leader of the collection group I am on.
He, his wife, and his daughter won awards similar to a Tony Award for something I wrote, much to the exasperation of the majority of people from the church I go to, except the Pastor, of course.

He won Best Supp. Actor in a Play, his wife won Best Supp. Actress in a Play, and his daughter won Best Actress in a Play, as Portland has theater awards similar to the Tony Awards.

{Yes, I did watch the Tony Awards last night with my mom and my sister, as everything else was a repeat.}

this dream is but a scattered and repieced-together bunch of fragments of a larger dream-

i dreamt that i was in a large square city courtyard that went on for miles, with some shops on one side and a bordering avenue on the other side that went north/south. i walked all over the courtyard until i found an interesting storefront, so i entered and ran into a large audience of people there to see somebody just out of my sight, and in the audience i ran into an old real-life acquaintance speaking with jerry lewis [the muscular dystrophy telethon guy], and jerry seemed to know me from a long time ago, and he warmly greeted me and sat me down to show me some stuff he got somehow from dean martin's family, items such as a denture cup with vaseline-lip marks around the edges, and a wadded up kleenex in the middle. jerry told me that dean wanted him to have this old stuff of his and to show it to certain deserving people, and jerry said i was one of the deserving. after a while we said our mutual goodbyes and then it occurred to me that i should get in a car and drive away from there- so i got in a conveniently available sedan and drove south down the avenue until i got to an underpass which had a double set of barrier doors on it, and as soon as i drew near the doors they suddenly slammed shut, causing me to ram into them and to dent them, which caused them to open again, revealing a perturbed security guard. i promptly got out of the car and apologized for not reacting quickly enough when the doors suddenly closed, but the guard waved his hands as though to tell me to pipe down. then more security guards, 2 females, came up and asked a bunch of questions of nobody in particular, and they argued among themselves before suddenly i found myself out of the car and on an old-fashioned cigarette boat, an old type of speedboat used by smugglers. i was in the boat with alex trebek [the real-life host of Jeopardy!] acting as the pilot. we all were on a body of water that was arranged like city streets, with "intersections" marked by while lines somehow floating atop the water, and stop signs and signals and all that. we had the right of way all the time for some reason that made sense only in the dream. we bounced up and down upon the waves at great speed and leaned left and right with the turns. i then slowly evaporated out of this dream into waking reality.

Lost in a building,

You go outside of a building and find a strange end or a boundary to where everything circles back -- like a loop in infinity -- no way out of the landscape. You now go back into the building and go upwards through the stairs, but you find a dead zone, so to speak. Imagine there are people around you, and they are trying to find a way out with their own theories, as I can over hear their conversations.

I'm traveling upwards, and find a door and all the doorways are locked, but someone managed to get in through a high opening, or a window transom. I noticed this detail. But, I now come across an eerie moment: a wooden door that was cut at the bottom and at the side jamb. I'd say the opening might have been 16 inches from the floor to the cut - enogh for someone to slide out . Now I noticed the tool that did the cutting job ( a high speed grinder) was in the opening, but in this scary semi-dark room. The room had evidence of someone desperately attempting to get out - an intense but failed struggle.

The End

I dreamed I was a baggage handler at Manchester Airport

Last edited by babybird on 17 Jun 2012, 5:27 am, edited 1 time in total.

Had a very odd dream the other day. I dreamt that I was working.in some horrible dead end job when this black couple leaves a huge bag of bath salts behind after I assist them. Then they come back looking for it but since its in my pocket, they don't find it. Suddenly, I'm walking home with this bag, and about half a gram of cocaine when I'm stopped by the police. It.scared me so bad, I woke up.

I had another dream replay

the same dream from when I was 11 or 12 that people went crazy and exploded and it included me and 1 other person. We had exploded and were ghosts and could only talk to each other. It was a dream with in a dream because the next part I went to school and said "I had a dream last night we were ghosts".

I dreamed I was a Chinese man who was shoved inside a box and shipped to some factory. I was tortured by some evil looking lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO6RdH4mlj8
Twilight zoner aunt blabby may appreciate this^
Probably connected to my last theme. I used to watch these growing up.

That I had slept in for work (9am start) and found the time was 11am. I had (in the dream) a major meltdown because of that.

I then got up and found the time was 6.30am in real life.

thanx Mdyar the twilight zone and the outer limits were opposite sides of the same nightmare-feeding coin i have 'em both on DVD.