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07 Jun 2025, 7:29 am

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I don't know the words to "My Heart Will Go On" nor do I have the desire to learn them

It just doesn't come up in my life

The only line I know is the one about the hot dogs go on.

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07 Jun 2025, 7:33 am

:lol:

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07 Jun 2025, 8:47 am

I used to be OK with thinking that I'll turn to maggots when I die
but now I've learned that it's the flies that lay eggs on me that turn to maggots I'm not so sure

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07 Jun 2025, 10:41 am

I think I'm just about over the fear that when I'm dead I'll still be able to feel everything that happens to me but won't be able to do anything about it. Anyway I'll probably be cremated so it'll soon be over.

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07 Jun 2025, 10:47 am

No I like the idea of rotting away but I'm just not too keen on the idea of flies laying eggs on me

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07 Jun 2025, 10:50 am

I lived in a flat once where there was maggots and a big hole in the wall that went into the cellar

I never went down there

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07 Jun 2025, 11:09 am

I sometimes would like to know what happened to the people who I've never seen before and will never see again

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07 Jun 2025, 11:30 am

funeralxempire wrote:

babybird wrote:

I don't know the words to "My Heart Will Go On" nor do I have the desire to learn them

It just doesn't come up in my life

The only line I know is the one about the hot dogs go on.

I know one extremely funny parody of this song by Amateur Transplants - it is about a man who was so well endowed that he couldn't have sex ever because his organ was one foot long and every lover of this dude experienced a horrible pain then.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ogn03

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07 Jun 2025, 5:13 pm

My last name sounds almost (minus one letter) like the Polish word for a loach, this fish