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19 Dec 2007, 7:22 pm

dalhousie12 wrote:

I Confess

that self checkouts in grocery stores are impatient. The computer voice snapped at me because i was taking to long to grab my reciept due to the fact i was fumbling with stuff in my hands.

LOL. I confess I've sometimes snapped back at those self checkout computers with a nasty "Yeah, I'm working on it!" I love the looks I get from the clerk and other shoppers.

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19 Dec 2007, 7:31 pm

I confess I can't stop singing "Awesome God".

I'm an atheist, so I am singing it in an ironic sense. :lol:

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19 Dec 2007, 8:33 pm

I confess that I wish I had my own PC.

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19 Dec 2007, 8:35 pm

Berserker wrote:

I confess that I wish I had my own PC.

no you don't :lol:

cause then when something goes wrong then its your ass
trust me I own my own computer and its annoying!
cause then its my fault when things go arye...
its better using someone elses

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19 Dec 2007, 8:57 pm

I confess that I'm pissed at my #2 brother. The lonely little bastard went and ran my phone bill through the roof calling 900 numbers. Knowing I was canceling the phone, he likely did it to spite me. So instead of owing $60 like I thought I did, I owe $202! If I could get away with murder... Being the irresponsible s**t he is he probably won't pay me for it either.

And I also confess to having a pity party for myself today. At work we had our Christmas lunch at a buffet restaurant. I was the first to arrive and the first to choose a table. No one sat at my table, except the deaf guy. So I didn't even get to eavesdrop in others conversations. I left early feeling depressed and went up to the roof. I nearly cried. Stayed up there for 30 minutes feeling sorry for myself. Stupid feelings.

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19 Dec 2007, 8:59 pm

I confess that I want a XBOX 360 like my brother. I'm getting bored of my PS2, since there's no games I want on it anymore. At least with the 360, I know there's games I want on it.

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19 Dec 2007, 9:26 pm

AspieMartian wrote:

dalhousie12 wrote:

I Confess

that self checkouts in grocery stores are impatient. The computer voice snapped at me because i was taking to long to grab my reciept due to the fact i was fumbling with stuff in my hands.

LOL. I confess I've sometimes snapped back at those self checkout computers with a nasty "Yeah, I'm working on it!" I love the looks I get from the clerk and other shoppers.

LOL
I confess that i wanted to kick it for giving me attitude.

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19 Dec 2007, 9:50 pm

I confess that making my Urb in The Urbz get strangled by the man in the ice cream vendor is funny.

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20 Dec 2007, 12:26 am

i confess, due to another post that mentioned the word "electroshock," my brain is SCREAMING the Screeching Weasel song She Got Electroshock Therapy as loud as it possibly can, and it will not shut up.

SHEEEEE GOT. E. LEC. TRO. SHOCK! 50,000 VOLTS... WAY OUT OF CONTROL... 100,000 VOLTS... MAN WHADDYA KNOW? SHEEEEEEEEE GOT. E. LEC. TRO. SHOCK!! SHE GOT. ELECTROSHOCK THER. A. PEE.

man that is a dumb song. but catchy as hell.

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20 Dec 2007, 2:37 pm

I confess that everything ive said in previous posts is true, however i have always been and am still reaching for a narrow interest.

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20 Dec 2007, 2:39 pm

I cofess I don't like life very much

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20 Dec 2007, 10:08 pm

I confess to Almighty Aspie I still can't get the rest of my makeup off
from this afternoon's performance.

For example, I still have a significant amount of eyeliner and a lot of lipstick around my mouth.

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21 Dec 2007, 5:40 am

I confess that when my mother told me of my brother's suicide, after she'd told me that she had bad news, my first reaction was relief that the dog was alright.
My second reaction was to work out what what be the appropriate emotion to appear to be feeling.

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21 Dec 2007, 7:12 am

I confess the number of suicides recently is disturbing me.

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21 Dec 2007, 7:26 am

i_Am_andaJoy wrote:

i confess that i am :lol:

at the last line you posted

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21 Dec 2007, 7:28 am

dalhousie12 wrote:

AspieMartian wrote:

dalhousie12 wrote:

I Confess

that self checkouts in grocery stores are impatient. The computer voice snapped at me because i was taking to long to grab my reciept due to the fact i was fumbling with stuff in my hands.

LOL. I confess I've sometimes snapped back at those self checkout computers with a nasty "Yeah, I'm working on it!" I love the looks I get from the clerk and other shoppers.

LOL
I confess that i wanted to kick it for giving me attitude.

I confess i slap the screen on those when they do that and yell "SHUT UP... I KNOW IM WORKIN HERE!! !... and yes i also love the look they give me :lol:

this was a few years ago before i got this disease and lost most of my abilities... looks like it will be one of the few things i miss doing

or WILL it... could always ram into it with my powerchair a few times... 400 pounds of powerchair and 90 pounds of strapples ramming into the machine... maybe THEN it will shut up

its almost like those machines like getting smacked around

ahh the ONLY thing i miss about shopping... slapping these things around...

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