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Well, in a criminal case the judge usually takes it into account if you've got no previous offences and you plead guilty, so there's that.

What gives me the creeps is the parable of the wheat and the tares. You can spend all your life getting away with all kinds of naughty little things and not hear a word about it till you're up before St. Peter, then suddenly it's red-hot pokers up the bum for eternity. People would behave better if they got their bum smacked as soon as they were seen being naughty.

I love a good parable me

I like The Good Samaritan.

I think Jesus and Aesop should have a parable contest. They're both good.

Oh yeah it's fables I like

I always like to think that, contestants who win on quiz shows go straight to the nearest pub to blow their winnings

It's better that trying to store them up for moth and rust to corrupt.

I think there's this thing with some folks, when they get a bit of money they spend it quick before some tosser takes it off them. They've learned by experience.

It makes you feel good to splash out a bit

I always said that if I won the lottery I just would never tell anyone

I'm too secretive and I would hate the attention as well

I like my family's dog and I like my grandmother's dog.

If I was my dad I'd be constantly telling me to turn the bloody lights off

Was he in the air raid police?

Up until a few years ago I always used to pretend I came from this perfect loving family

It was nuts but it was as if it telling that lie gave me some kind of control over things

I used to do it all the time

I have social pension.

I always think Big Bird looks very flamboyant
I wonder if he's a bit bi-general

I'm gonna start going swimming again when I'm fit

Gone are the days where you can just go to the swimming baths impulsively
You have to book a slot these days

That's since the pandemic that is

I don't really like the swimming baths to be honest but it's the only low impact exercise I can think of doing where I can use my full body

I can't imagine that my taste, with regards to Shredded Wheat will have changed across the years

But I do often wonder if it has