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All of my characters are asexual. It's even in the rules that everyone reproduces by energy fusion only.

Who deleted their posts? The pages just jumped back

I was going to suggest some girl-on-octopus, but those prints are unprintable here .
Katsushika Ōi in their stead:



Kura, I defer to your judgement. Random order, please.

Non gendered beings it is. Talking like Yoda I am.

Ashura [the younger one/the one in white] has no gender, though Yasha is male.






Ooh, would you guys like to hear the insane hilarity of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal [a terribly translated bootleg version of Pokemon Crystal]? I have a collection of crazy dialogue.

^ Sure, shoot.

Here's the Youtube playthrough: [Warning: It is very easy to laugh until you can barely breathe while watching this.]


[MN/AF/NI] [time] MBAD! SLEEP TOO LATE
[The first words you'll see in the game.]

I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS
I AM A MONSTER COACH, THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD.
YOU MUST STAND TO DEFEAT THE GUY. AND I DON'T LIKE THE ACTOR'S LINES!
GET ANGRY AS SOON AS THINKING THIS, YES, OUR LOVE MUST BECOME STRENGTH.
YOU HAD GAINED MONATERS FROM GRADUATE SCHOOL, BUT YOU ARE SO WEAK. IT'S A GREAT PITY. WHAT, WHAT DO YOU SAY ME?. YOU DON'T KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING TO DO. I HAVE GOOD MONSTER,WHAT'S THE MATTER I TELL YOU
-various speeches from Silver, the player character's rival...who seems to be a Tsundere.

A ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

THE MONSTERS, AS THE PEOPLE, ONLY LIVES, SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN, I HAD TASTED EVERYTHING, I FELT SAD. AS YOUR PREDECESSOR, I SHOULD TEACH YOU. BEFORE YOUR WERE BORN, I HAS BEEN TOGETHER WITH MONSTERS. BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SPIRIT NOT TO LOSE ABSOLUTELY, WHETHER OR NO, AND WE ARE CALLED "WINTRY POPLAR AND WILLOW" TO SEE MY MIGHT
-one of the gym leaders

THE BURNT TOWER WAS BURNT OFF BY FIRE.

THIS WAS THE THING ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO. THE GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS. BUT HE WHO IS UNJUST IS DOOMED TO DESTRUCTION, A YOUTH'S ACTION DISMISSED THEM.

CAN'T NAKE? SOLVED BY FIST!

THE TOWER IS BUILT FOR POCKET MONSTERS TO PRACTISE BUDDHISM

Shake it you monkeys.

I'm such a good DJ.

Hands in the air and flap you autistics!



Listen to this and try not to bop your head to it, it's brilliant.

Midnightstar: Is something wrong? Or is it not nearly as funny as I think it is?

Gashaodokuro Japanese starvation ghosts, & my eternal desktop.

^Oh, no, not those ones! I've read about them, and never want to again.