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minotaurheadcheese
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25 Jul 2012, 10:30 pm

Is a perv who likes student bodies too much.

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over9000
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26 Jul 2012, 9:03 pm

Are you a zombie?

I still think dormice are good for the digestion. purr.....

CyborgUprising
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26 Jul 2012, 9:41 pm

Looks like somebody didn't receive the memo: Fursuits are no longer cool. They went out of fashion around 2 years ago...

Sylkat
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26 Jul 2012, 9:58 pm

That is not a suit.
That is a large sentient cat recently diagnosed with Aspergers.
Who attempts to dine on other WPmembers' avatars.

Smug, evil feline......

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MakaylaTheAspie
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26 Jul 2012, 10:01 pm

Let's just be glad his avatar isn't an owl.

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Sylkat
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26 Jul 2012, 10:13 pm

If it was, the owl in question would be too busy delivering messages from Hogwarts to be devouring avatars.
I would expect that many, many WP members are future Hogwarts students.

Or Alumni.

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MakaylaTheAspie
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26 Jul 2012, 10:20 pm

What house would I be in then, if you know so much about the owls of Hogwarts?

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Sylkat
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27 Jul 2012, 5:22 am

Firstly, I am not the Sorting Hat, so I am guessing....
I would say it is between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff.

There are SOME people at WP who would be quite at home at Slytherin.....

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danmac
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27 Jul 2012, 10:26 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you are as wrong as you are a big swap of gurggling puss

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Colinn
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27 Jul 2012, 10:27 am

I would value you at being lower than this gurgling puss, you swamp creature!

danmac
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27 Jul 2012, 10:34 am

you say that now, but you will come to learn that a swamp creature is above your intalecte(miss spelled on porpose!)

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CyborgUprising
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27 Jul 2012, 1:17 pm

That should be "you're" in your signature.

over9000
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27 Jul 2012, 1:55 pm

I don't eat any avatar, just dormice.

Sylkat
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27 Jul 2012, 5:40 pm

Dear over9000,
I hope your next Dormouse bites your tonsil as you swallow him.
And I hope you develop the most explosive intestinal gas in medical history from devouring Dormice.
I hope your belly button pops off.

Other than that, have a nice day......

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Colinn
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27 Jul 2012, 6:01 pm

For your reign of terror here don't be surprised to find your next beverage coated with sweet cyanide.

Sylkat
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27 Jul 2012, 6:09 pm

Dormice do not reign.
They climb lacy white flowers and sing happy songs.
Unlike certain shaved-headed thugs who bench-press over 200 pounds and who practice Krav Maga daily.......

Sylkat

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