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04 Feb 2007, 8:54 am

And they PWNED the God of PSOT.

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04 Feb 2007, 12:22 pm

Then the assitant producer of all things Hostess tried to stop the story.

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04 Feb 2007, 12:34 pm

But was unsuccessful in his attempt, so he....

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04 Feb 2007, 12:54 pm

paid a company millions of dollars so he could be cryonically frozen.

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04 Feb 2007, 1:07 pm

An unfortunate accounting difficulty had him shipped to a popsicle plant

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04 Feb 2007, 2:30 pm

where he remained until HR got the paperwork filled out.

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04 Feb 2007, 2:55 pm

Unknown PWNED the shippment of documents

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04 Feb 2007, 3:19 pm

Then the Cat God declared that people may no longer use paper.

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04 Feb 2007, 5:39 pm

But then the people of Earth revolted and got the Cat God banished to bottomless pit. Then Earth got PWNed.

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04 Feb 2007, 5:48 pm

You all are all suddenly PWNED by a 20 Megaton nuclear warhead.

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04 Feb 2007, 5:51 pm

But then a guy said, "All your base are belong to us." and the 20 megaton warhead fanished and the PWNage was reversed.

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04 Feb 2007, 5:53 pm

that never happened!! !!:shameonyou: And besides, my base is at an undisclosed location.

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04 Feb 2007, 5:56 pm

then they realized that what they thought was the Cat God was, in-fact, a guy in a cat costume... just as the Cat God smited the heathens

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04 Feb 2007, 5:57 pm

Meanwhile........everyone started to be PWNed by pie...which as research shows, is better than cake.

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04 Feb 2007, 6:54 pm

My avatar is going to kick your ass.

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04 Feb 2007, 7:04 pm

Is what the avatar said, but then it suffered a seizure and started to beat up tons of cake.

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