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16 Nov 2011, 6:38 pm

I don't not own 200 hectares of land.

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16 Nov 2011, 7:07 pm

Scientists have created light bulbs with a left hand thread for left handed people.

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16 Nov 2011, 8:20 pm

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16 Nov 2011, 8:27 pm

I just won $3 million dollars!

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16 Nov 2011, 8:30 pm

A bottle with the ability to be poured into itself if gravity is occasionally ignored does not exist.

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16 Nov 2011, 9:13 pm

johnsmcjohn wrote:

Adding sand to your gas tank will increase your fuel economy up to 17%.

And so will slicing your tires.

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16 Nov 2011, 9:47 pm

Taupey wrote:

johnsmcjohn wrote:

Adding sand to your gas tank will increase your fuel economy up to 17%.

And so will slicing your tires.

You can reduce that effect by adding chlorine trifluoride, which happens to be something other than hypergolic with sand, asbestos, or test engineers. Apparently, people who encounter the stuff do not become Olympic runners quickly, so you do not get to go green especially if the chlorine liberates itself.

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16 Nov 2011, 10:16 pm

I wish that all the WP women would not hit on me.

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16 Nov 2011, 10:28 pm

Fnord wrote:

I wish that all the WP women would not hit on me.

Sorry bout that Fnord. :oops: